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Hey! This is my blog from before a long stretch of inactivity. When I returned to tumblr, I wanted a fresh blog but also wanted to save this one, so please follow my sideblog @shoforca where I actually post :)
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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. — Ursula K. Le Guin
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In LOTR the word ‘man’ is only used for human men so now I’m imagining like
Someone: are you a man or a woman?
Pippin: I’m a hobbit
Someone: but what’s in your trousers
Pippin: mostly snacks
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coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
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Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*
Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”
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gandalf introducing bilbo to the rest of the company like

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You do not owe it to ANYONE, even yourself, to reach your absolute maximum “potential”
I think you should try to lead a good life. To lead a happy life. To do good deeds, and to find a life you can be proud of. But you don’t need to force the absolute highest possible achievement out of yourself. You don’t need to live your entire life without making any mistakes, or missing any opportunities. You are allowed to take it easy sometimes. You are allowed to be human.
Maybe you have made some big mistakes that got you “off track” in a major way. That’s ok! It doesn’t mean you wasted your life. Maybe you aren’t doing as much as you possibly could each day. That’s ok too! There is no score in life. There is no one best path. You are enough, I promise <3
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If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
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A raven in Germany plays with a twig: “All the corvid family - including crows, magpies and ravens - are very intelligent and like many intelligent creatures they learn and challenge themselves through play. At Slimbridge Wetland Centre we sometimes see whole gangs of crows using a stick for a game of tag. I’ve seen ravens flying upside down for no apparent reason, and I’ve even seen examples of raven leapfrog with a bird lying on its back whilst its mate repeatedly hops over it.”
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god just what i needed
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tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh
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alistair with a soft dad bod reblog if u agree
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