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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read
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shaking and dizzy and cramping. surely it couldn't be that .my body thinks it's 6pm and ive only just now eaten
#blah blah blah#the wine woke me up at 7 this morning and i dont know why i didnt have breakfast before getting on my plane today. im just have th estupid
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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
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Wish I could forget I have a physical firm. Alas, binder is in the laundry so I am Very aware of my physical form.
#'put those things away' i say to myself. as if I'm not already wearing the biggest baggiest top i could comfortably wear in this weather#blah blah blah#and yet i don't want top surgery. my life is a prison
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I really wish fandom would distinguish more between found family and … y’know, having friends.
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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baby girl why are you so ears
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just got offered an interview for a state wine and liquor store and im having mixed feelings about it.
Pros: 1. Technically it would be a government job so maybe that would make future government jobs? 2. FOUR MORE DOLLARS AN HOUR could be life-changing!!!!
Cons: 1. It's part-time work so I don't know what benefits I'd be eligible for, and 2. It's sales and I'd rather pull out my own teeth than sell a product I don't care about again.
so. yeah
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the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
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(david attenborough voice) This big orange cunt... is a Tiger
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a good mango smoothie can save your life a little
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