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it's the start of the week, there's still time!

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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

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mariah carey is nearly defrosted and they're playing christmas music in shopping malls

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES (2023) dir. John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein

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