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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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Did I ever tell u about my piñata phase

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

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not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that

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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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🎶It’s a hard knock life, for Star🎶

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Career fair where they force former punks to get a job. Call that LinkedIn Park.

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something