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Genuinely he was so cute for this.

When sasuke heard that Itachi was looking for Naruto and he ran a town over and asked every hotel if Naruto and Jiraiya were staying there because he was so worried about him. Like look at how scared he is for his little boyfriend genuinely sweating over the idea that he would get hurt or worse. It’s kinda easy to forget in shippuden with how much time they spend apart and how much loner talk he does but sasuke really loved Naruto.

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Here it is! the whole clown car, and I labelled them in this one for the people who were asking for it :) sorry they aren't in the order they're in in-game but i have a vision

I love clown

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If a fairy shows up my main question is “why aren’t y’all active anymore” because, while I’m no expert, I have a basis for what a fairy’s deal might be.

But a walrus? Suddenly that throws the whole world into question, I would constantly question everything.

If fairies are real I have to make an addendum to my understanding of the world, but a walrus would mean that the normal can be unreal and if that’s the case then my definition of reality at its base level has to change.

And ya know what, it’s the knock. Walrus falls from the sky? Animal-natos happen, fish mainly, but it’s not impossible. But a knock has intention, someone who knocks on your door is aware and is trying to get your attention.

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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Do you ever look at the black sky and think that if an ancient person saw it they would think the gods had abandoned humanity, and that, just maybe, they would be right?

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why would you do this to me??

reasons why reigen should win: itd be funny if buggy lost

reasons why buggy should win: itd be funny if reigen lost

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hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

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Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

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i think it's pretty awesome how all public transport is free actually, it's like really nice of them how you can just not pay if you don't feel like it or can't afford it

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😄😄😄

I love him. I am watching I promise!

ime gonna , do a Kick flip !! watch me !! are You watching??

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Dream of a Thousand Cats

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13-ancient

(very) big sibling

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wow pluto reclassification discourse is exhausting. here I thought doing a poll that highlights some of pluto's cool lesser known dwarf planet friends would put things in a context where it can't possibly go in that direction but nope a bunch people really do just hold a hard stance against a classification system entirely out of a sense of nostalgia

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its airplane time

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[Image Description: A digital drawing of Adaine from Fantasy High on a white background. She is a teenage elf with blonde hair in a bob, round glasses, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans with her jean jacket slung over her arm. Her shirt says "I am causing people to go to hell, ask me how". End ID.]

Missing her.

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let's be honest, how else did we think he got all those fire extinguishers?

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Battinson Bruce, grappling around Gotham after the flood, helping people, generally being a Very Nice Bat: *spots something splashing in the water near City Hall*

Bruce: Hn?

Bruce: *Swoops over to the splashing creature, accidentally overshoots his landing, belly flops into the water.*

Bruce: blllargle!! *splashes to the surface, glancing around* oh.

Dog: 👀

Bruce: Do you want to come with me?

Dog: *paddles over to Bruce and leans on him*

Bruce: How do I get out of here.

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Alfred, seeing a drenched Bruce seated criss-cross on the ground wearing a pair of oversized sweatpants, eye makeup running down to his neck, and holding a block of cheddar cheese: I see everything is status quo down here.

Bruce: *blinks*

Alfred: Is something wrong? I brought you a PB&J.

Bruce: I found a friend today Alfred.

Alfred: …Alright. Who are they?

Bruce: *shines his flashlight under the Batmobile, where a soaked dog is huddled with only its face poking out*

Bruce: he likes cheese

Alfred, setting the sandwich down on the desk: I’m not taking care of the dog, Bruce.

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Alfred, a few days later: So what’s his name?

Bruce: what

Alfred: The dog. Does he have a name?

Bruce: Alfred.

Alfred: …yes?

Bruce: the dog’s name is Alfred

Alfred, slightly offended: Okay. Why?

Bruce, pulling his hoodie up: icareabouthim

Alfred, gently: You can’t name the stray dog after me, Bruce.

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Alfred, hauling a tray of steak, potatoes, and garlic bread down to the cave: I’m so pleased you asked me for a real meal. Turn your music down, please.

Bruce, eyes glued to his computer: *slowly reaches over to turn Evanescence down*

Alfred: Thank you. Here we go. Enjoy your—

Bruce: *delicately places the garlic bread into his mouth and slides the plate with the remaining food onto the ground*

Alfred:

Ace the renamed dog: *runs over and begins to chow down*

Alfred:

Bruce: thank you Alfred. can we have eggs and sausage in the morning

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Bruce Wayne’s son privilege.