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Concept: John loses all his phenomenal cosmic power and has to go back to being Just John. Gideon shoves him in a sack and puts him on a transport to a shepherd world, which saves his life but gives him a whole new world of problems. Now he has to survive on his wits and charm and most terrifyingly of all.... on the kindness of strangers.

I think I'd call it. The Emperor's New Groove.

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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[Image description: A sketchy digital illustration fanart of Ortus the Ninth from the Locked Tomb series.

The background is dark grey. Ortus is sketched with white lines over black. He looks sadly upwards in his skull paint. His head is bald. He wears baggy robes which reach to the ground, the hood of which is down over his shoulders. His hands are clasped together in front of him.

On the right side of the image, in a font hand drawn to imitate the title text of the Locked Tomb book series, reads:

"Brought fanfiction to the gunfight

Ortus the Ninth"]

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Every day I wake up and I drag around the corpse of all the things I should have done

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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Every time I cook in my mother’s kitchen, it seems to inspire her to cook. At the same time. AT THE SAME TIME

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

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X

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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the arm scene but it’s gideon’s heart

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One thing they don’t tell you about being an adult - it’s so hard to learn new things alone. I know no one else who does what I do, and I have no idea if I’m good at it. Or how to get better.

I’m just tired.

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Women in Shakespeare

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IM NOT SURE CORPORATIONS UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY I WANT TO WATCH RANDOM EPISODES OF RANDOM TV SHOWS. EVERYTHING IS A DECISION NOW “OH IS THIS SHOW ANY GOOD? IM NOT SURE I HAVE IT IN ME TO BE INVESTED” NO. YOU SHOULD BE GETTING RANDOM EPISODES OF 15 YEAR OLD SHOWS THE WAY GOD INTENDED “YOU CAN JUST GO PUT ON A RANDOM EPISODE OF A RANDOM SHOW” NO. THATS CALLED A DECISION. ARE WE MEANT TO EXPERIENCE X FILES IN ORDER?? NO. SIENFIELD?? DONT MAKE ME LAUGH. BRING BACK BACKGROUND TV. I WANT TO GET THE ACTION FLICK DE JOUR FROM 10 YEARS AGO STARTING AT THE MIDDLE. THE WORLD USED TO BE FULL OF SURPRISES AND NOW ITS MADE TO ORDER. AND I ALWAYS ORDER WRONG.

end rant.

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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