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Beach party timeeee!!!!!!

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Besties so hard I made them ENA

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Work mode: ON

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High school crack AU with (Dad?) Vincent that I thought because I saw some fanart on Twitter.

So you know how there's ghost stories or myths around schools and sometimes students dare each other to face them or find if they're true?

Well what about Seph and Angeal's school having stories about a vampire that walks around the school at night.

Sephiroth of course doesn't believe it and neither does Angeal but because he gets dared to get into the school at night and because he wants Seph to have fun and get out Angeal tries to convince him to investigate the school with him. Angeal likely manages to do so by talking about how the rumors must be related to some students vandalising the school at night and since they're both vice presidents of the council they should report that and blah blah.

Anyway, point is, both Sephiroth and Angeal sneak into the school in the middle of the night and they do see a tall shadow move around silently. They get scared and leave, but because Seph is a proud young man he refuses to abandon the 'investigation' and then Angeal, because it was his idea first, now must accompany him to find out the shadow identity.

And well, the shadow is just Vincent the janitor who sleeps in the school's supply closet. A former detective that lost everything when Hojo, suspecting he and Lucrecia had something going on, ruined his reputation.

Also Vincent is not the actual janitor but some kind of security that guards the school at night but he dresses like a janitor anyway to have an excuse to be inside the cleaning closet.

Maybe I'll add some more plot or details later but I just thought Vincent the janitor was funny.

Also the idea of Sephiroth, the top student of his class, vice president of the council and kendo prodigy, finding out he's not the son of feared and respected University head Professor Hojo but rather some insomniac janitor who lives in the school.

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What if there's a social experiment (or a bet) on which of the First's would endure three days of being homeless with little to no finances?

Sephiroth: Flourishes like a stray cat who just realized it has no owner. He has never been this unmonitored in his entire life. Discovers he enjoys parkour. Uses his SOLDIER agility to evade all security cameras. Discovers the joys of urban exploration. Learns how to climb scaffolding with his bare hands. Sleeps on rooftops "because the air is fresher." On day two, he wanders into the Corneo Coliseum and earns three times his Shinra salary. "I see no reason to return," he tells the others, sitting cross-legged on a crate, counting gil. By day three, he's got his own territory. When Shinra tries to drag him back, his followers attempt to fight them off. Has to be dragged back to HQ.

Angeal: Starts strong because he's naturally frugal. "Three days? I lived with less growing up." Then it hits him—he still had a roof back then. This is worse. This is so much worse. Within two hours, he's having a full-blown existential crisis. By hour three, he's given away his shoes because "they need it more than I do." By hour five, he's somehow running a charity. By hour twenty-four, he's built a soup kitchen out of scrap wood and actual willpower. When the others check on him, he's standing in the middle of a gathering of homeless folks, eyes shining with tears. "No one should live like this." He's rationing his food, bartering, networking—he's thriving in every way except emotionally. By day three, he refuses to leave. "I can't go back. They need me!" When Shinra forcibly extracts him, he screams "TELL THEM I'LL COME BACK WITH RESOURCES!" Also has to be dragged back to HQ.

Genesis: Immediately decides to make money "the proper way"—gambling. He loses immediately. Calls Angeal for help. Angeal is too busy stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Out of options, he swallows his pride and tries to actually endure homelessness. This lasts three hours. The second his hair gets greasy, he cracks. Takes his last gil, finds a hotel, and indulges in the most decadent self-care of his life. Returns to Shinra glowing. "That was traumatic." He was homeless for less than a work shift.

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Toxic yuri between Jenova and Lucrecia would go pretty hard ngl

No but literally imagine Lucrecia constantly being plagued by these intimate visions of Jenova just... longingly caressing her face, her growing bump, whispering these possessive things about "our child." Lucrecia keeps waking up in cold sweats absolutely losing it because this thing is INSIDE her, and she's starting to have feelings she's not entirely sure are her own.

Jenova's getting increasingly attached to both Lucrecia AND Sephiroth. And she can only hold their baby through Lucrecia, but when he's born, Hojo won't let her near him so Jenova's getting more murderous by the day

She snaps and kills Hojo through Lucrecia so they can take off together and raise Sephiroth in some remote location where he only ends up KIND of traumatized instead of full genocide route. Like yeah maybe having an eldritch horror mom who's possessive, and an unstable scientist mom who's totally gone gay panic for said eldritch horror isn't exactly normal, but it's still better than canon? He still grows up with two parents that love him? Two disaster women raising their slightly concerning but loved child and being codependent, the enemies to lovers to murder to coparenting pipeline we deserved tbh

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The way his body language so clearly shows how much he did not want to let her go and back away

They both held on as long as possible

Shadow wouldn't even turn his back to her

Just kept looking at her, and Gerald, and both, that's his family...

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Sonic 3 movie Ending

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Amy might be stubborn, but she know's when she's beat. She doesnt mind being auntie to their chaos :) Click more to see the inspiration:

Inspired by this, because I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. "you really are all of you...! isnt that great?"

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Unpopular opinion #2

Severus wasn't in love with Lily.

He had an unhealthy emotional attachment towards her because she was his first friend, the first person ever to be nice to him and whom he could trust. There isn't a single paragraph or sentence in the canon material that implies his feelings for her were romantic, beyond the patronus thing, and that doesn't necessarily mean it was romantic.

She was his best friend, they grew up together, and Severus' life outside of her was miserable (abusive parents, bullying, bigoted housemates, the death eater cause grooming him), so it makes perfect sense he thinks of her to cast a patronus. His only happy memories were probably with her.

She was his family, his anchor, and I dare to say, his sister. And when she died because of the prophecy he overheard, he felt like he killed her himself. He condemned the only person who ever cared about him.

That's why I can't stand the common interpretation of Snape as this lovesick/simp/obsessed stalker in memes and fanon stuff. He literally said it himself, in the books:

"I thought we were friends? Best friends?"

He didn't sound disappointed, or sad, or bothered. He was stating the truth of what he felt. He wanted Lily as his friend, nothing more. And like any normal person, he was broken when he lost her.

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reference

hes so tired lmfaoo

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Snape is definitely that one person who just drops the most unhinged traumatic lore randomly in conversations as if they were normal things

Like one time he and Rolanda Hooch ended up making face ice baths to see who'd last longer and he won (no small feat because a picture Rolanda Hooch is under the dictionary definitions of competitive and stubborn) and he casually went "yeah, it was easy, my old man sometimes held me under water if there was enough rain in the buckets under the holes in the ceiling when he was mad at me" and everyone else was like "wait what the fuck did you just say??!" and he just. continued to ask what was for lunch

Or the time poppy Pomfrey got mad because he had burns on his hand and didn't bother telling her and he was like "it's nothing, my old man would sometimes stub his cigarettes out on me" and she just stared at him because what do you even say to that?!

Or when he refuses to go out if the others are planning to drink because "I've had my fill of dealing with pissed adults, I'm not risking a broken rib because one of you decided to throw a bottle at me" and they're like "h-how do you even think that, what the fuck happened to you?"

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"Your mother wouldn't approve of how my mother raised me" - Mitski

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we need this

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Do you think Sephiroth ever does things that his friends find cute? Little moments where he’s being unintentionally endearing and it just throws people off

Cute Things Sephiroth Does

• Sometimes when he's eating something he enjoys, his cheeks puff up and get squishy (like a hamster), and if he's having pasta he might end up with sauce on his face.

• Before bed he either braids his hair or throws it into a messy ponytail if he's too tired to bother with it.

• When he lies down he instinctively cuddles whatever’s nearby—pillows, blankets, random objects, Genesis and/or Angeal, you name it. + Because he's usually too tall for most spaces, he subconsciously shrinks his legs even when he actually has room.

• Loud noises easily bother him even though he's used to suppressing it. His friends find it cute when he pulls away, shuts his eyes or covers his ears in response.

• He gets a petulant expression whenever someone interrupts him while he's eating. Kind of like this -> (￣◇￣;) but his mouth is full of food.

• He acts awkward in front of cameras, especially when he's being filmed. Angeal finds this especially adorable since he's the resident photographer. Sephiroth either rubs the back of his neck, looks away, or covers his face.

• When he gets cold, he pulls his blanket all the way up, covering his nose.

• If he enjoys a new food, he'll look it up online to order more of it before he even finishes eating. One time he did this with an apple granola bar Genesis offered him, not knowing that his parents' company were the suppliers. Genesis also found Sephiroth's excited expression when he presented him with a box full of them very cute.

• He tries to pet stray cats in the slums and gets quietly upset when they don’t return his affection, though he never admits it. He just gets very quiet, sighs, and then keeps walking. When they were on a mission one time, Zack was tempted to chase the cat down and force it to love him.

• He looks unexpectedly cute doing yoga because he's fully relaxed and focused.

• While Angeal never uses sticker sheets (saves them for special occasions) and Genesis uses his selectively, Sephiroth uses all of his at once, sticking them on random places since he never had the notion of saving them for something special. Genesis and Angeal found matching moogle stickers on their coffee cups one time. Sephiroth's giddy expression as he waited for them to say something was, unnervingly, very adorable.

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I was going to ask for baby Seph changing places with CC Seph because omg baby Seph and Dadgeal and Momesis but then I realised that means CC Seph will go back to the Nibelheim Mansion in the past and uh uh.

Anyway Dadgeal and Momesis for the win.

*Genesis and Angeal are caring for baby Sephiroth, Zack walks up to them and taps Angeal on the shoulder*

Genesis, bouncing Sephiroth on his hip: Can you believe three people have asked me if we've become parents already?

Angeal, shaking a baby bottle: We're just taking care of our friend until he turns back to normal.

*Zack taps Angeal's shoulder again*

Genesis, feeding Sephiroth: So now two men can't care for a child without being accused of being parents?

Angeal: You're feeding him too fast!

Genesis: I told you to make the formula thicker!

Angeal: Nothing I do is good enough for you!

Genesis: Don't spin this around on me!

*Sephiroth is crying*

Angeal, pulling out a toy: Oh no!

Genesis, hugging him close: He's upset!

*Genesis and Angeal start cooing and soothing him*

Zack: I have never been more jealous in my life.

(Meanwhile)

The first few minutes after Sephiroth wakes up in the past are visceral, as there’s only so much confusion and pondering before realization and fight or flight kick in. Several scientists, lab technicians and security guards were caught in the bloodshed, each blurred face no more guilty than the last in Sephiroth’s eyes.

The alarm was triggered, but by then, what could they do? He had already broken free from the caged crib he had woken up in, and one of the men they answered to had already been dealt with. Hojo’s scrutinizing face had been the first one peering back at Sephiroth through the bars, and the first to paint Masamune’s blade red.

He hadn’t seen Gast anywhere, but Sephiroth wasn’t looking for kind people or soothing words. Nothing could mollify or mend the nerves that spiraled out of control the moment he noticed the lab equipment and the assessment photos of his baby faced self staring back at him through the computer monitors around the room.

He had gone back in time, that much he knew. But the logistics of how such a thing could happen or where he would proceed from there would have to wait. Right now he was focused on escaping just as he had wished to do so many times before.

Except this time he was older, stronger, and had Masamune’s hilt in a tight grip in his left hand, a security measure as he kicked open door after door and looked for a way out. He held no memory of this mansion no matter how deeply he searched his addled mind for one. Nevertheless, he opened doors, flew down flights of stairs and ran down hallways all while the alarm blared behind him.

Sephiroth’s vision blurred in and out of focus, his heartbeat reverberating in his ear as a rush of blood prickled his hot skin. He needed to find an exit, a window or even a—

“Sephiroth?”

The slicing clink of Masamune being drawn followed by a woman’s gasp. Sephiroth kept the sword pressed at her neck, his vision sharp as he narrowed it at his target.

And then white noise all around him. Widened, slitted green meeting frightened soft brown. The yellow ribbon in her brown hair, the violet blouse, it was her. It was his mother—looking him up with the same alarm reserved for seeing one’s deepest horrors.

Sephiroth froze, the air caught in his throat, his grip on Masamune slackening. He couldn’t breathe, couldn’t think, his mind fixated on the face staring back at him—a face he had always known, always feared, always yearned for.

"It really is you!" Lucrecia breathed, her voice filled with wonder, though her body remained stiff with disbelief. Her eyes moved over his form like she couldn’t reconcile the image in front of her with the baby she had seen only hours before. "But how—?"

Lucrecia’s expression shifted, her mouth clamping shut as her wonder dissipated into palpable urgency. Her hands came up slowly, one reaching for his sword arm while the other touched his chest—her touch set his skin on fire.

“We have to go. Now.” Her voice was urgent, cutting through the haze, but she didn’t wait for his answer, and didn't allow him to question her. Her fingers wrapped around his wrist as she tugged him forward.

Sephiroth stumbled after her, barely registering the doors they passed, the alarms still blaring behind them.

The elevator doors came into view, and she punched the button with urgency. Sephiroth still couldn’t speak, still couldn’t form the words that clawed at his throat, the tears in his eyes—why were there tears? Hadn’t he always wanted this?

The doubt was immediately shattered as the doors closed behind them. Lucrecia turned, grabbing his hand and pulling him into a protective hug, her fingers tracing his back as she held him close, gently, nurturing. “My son,” she whispered, “what have they done to you?”

And that was what did it for him. His choked cry came as a precedent to the soft sobs. He dropped Masamune, the hilt clattering to the ground and falling into the wall of the small elevator.

The contact was overwhelming, the senses in overdrive.

“It’s okay,” she whispered into his ear, as if one would speak to a child. “We’re going to be okay now. Trust me.”

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Random compilation of that scattered clothes meme thing I did with twst characters, but with just the outfits I kinda liked from both attempts. And yes, I don’t have any sense whatsoever 😉 Rip to the ones that were originally too small so now their resolution suffers horribly lmao that’s my bad 🤡 480p ahh art

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