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c0rpseductor · 4 hours ago
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BITCH = Believe It Truly Can Happen.
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c0rpseductor · 5 hours ago
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i think i miss my venture bros
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c0rpseductor · 5 hours ago
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i needed a sleep mask for when i have daytime migraines and i was looking online but the state of online shopping made me so mad i just went and sewed one myself. extremely poorly. it is functional, comfy, and even adjustable, but also kind of lopsided and jank lol. at least now i have one. i amgoing to clean up my sewing mess and have a FUCKING EDIBLE
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c0rpseductor · 6 hours ago
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i needed a sleep mask for when i have daytime migraines and i was looking online but the state of online shopping made me so mad i just went and sewed one myself. extremely poorly. it is functional, comfy, and even adjustable, but also kind of lopsided and jank lol. at least now i have one. i amgoing to clean up my sewing mess and have a FUCKING EDIBLE
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c0rpseductor · 10 hours ago
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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:
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On-Going Project. Folders were empty.
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Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.
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Stuff. You are killing me smalls.
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Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.
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c0rpseductor · 11 hours ago
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i do love how often ostensible progressives / leftists will approach the issue of incest exclusively through the lens of 1918 eugenicists so their primary concern is whether or not sexual abuse within the patriarchal power structure of the nuclear family is creating babies with Degenerate Genes or whatever. you guys are doing really great at the not being fascists thing
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c0rpseductor · 11 hours ago
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I FINALLY FUCKING FINISHED CHAOS RISING. THRAWN. BOOK. AUGH!!!!!
for whatever reason i kept only reading/listening to it in fits and starts so it took me like. months. but when i had a migraine yesterday i popped it on as an audiobook and i just finished it now as text. i will hopefully be starting the next one right away
i think im getting another migraine today. blugh. i woke up feeling migrainey and put off taking anything and now im like, my scalp and eyebrow on the migraine side feel almost tingly? i dont feel so great. im going to have some sweet potatoes and then an edible and some pain meds. i hope i can like. retain what i hear in the audiobook lol. i think i should be fine
i will say like. i prefer getting high to the side effects of imitrex by a long shot and it is still kinda fun sometimes. but i also feel kind of sick of it. i do think regardless of specific treatment the isolation required of me in resting during an migraine is the worst part, and that's kind of my main complaint about weed, i feel very lonely sometimes. maybe a different type would help. it's preferable to the anxiety with imitrex i think. idk that any medication won't have downsides. also i can at least not have to worry about obtaining edibles in the same way as i do with my PRESCRIPTION RESCUE MEDICATION THEY DO NOT GIVE ME ENOUGH OF
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c0rpseductor · 13 hours ago
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c0rpseductor · 13 hours ago
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Instead of working on an extremely important scholarship project, I spent the majority of last week needle felting a life-sized American Woodcock.
His name is Tim. Tim B. Doodle!
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c0rpseductor · 13 hours ago
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INGA PRASKEVICUITE Dandelion Dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to:ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Qween
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c0rpseductor · 14 hours ago
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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it
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c0rpseductor · 1 day ago
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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time
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c0rpseductor · 1 day ago
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ANOTHER MIGRAINEEEEE UGH
i just had an edible and will also have some ibuprofen and stuff. im saving my imitrex this time bc im down to 3
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c0rpseductor · 1 day ago
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This was a comment on a post about us getting a new Aldi's.
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