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since Roman and Remus canonically have weapons (a samurai sword and a mace respectively), i want to imagine what weapons the other sides would have.

Janus already has his shepherd's cane, which isn't a weapon but he certainly uses it as one. don't underestimate The Cane, he would gladly beat you to death with it. or push you down the stairs, whatever works.

Patton has one of those cartoonish red bouncy hammers that makes a squeak sound when it hits something. he doesn't want to actually hurt anyone but he will use the squeaky hammer to get a point across, if necessary.

Virgil has a pocket knife that he keeps under his pillow, always sharpened. having grown up around Remus, he is always ready for any unpleasant surprises which makes it more than a little nerve-wracking for the light sides. Roman once tried to sneak up on Virgil and promptly got a knife in his eye (don't worry, he got better).

Logan has a gun.

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Calming CAT!

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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croissant mic

i couldn’t decide which version was better so you get both

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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Nonstick broom

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

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Tumblr Code.

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this is actually legitness

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There seems to be an increase in people wanting to see Bellos getting tickled. ;3

Sooo, I figured I'd entertain that.~ I'll make them goals reasonable.~

But, he's got a few layers of clothing. >> We ain't stripping him naked, but enough to get at him.

So help me out here.~💜