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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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I saw the Abraham Lincoln and the slimy slug post on a listicle on like. Buzzfeed or something. Just so you know you're on that level now

god

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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pride month is never over

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anon who asked a jinx-related question:

i have been waiting until i have time to sit at my pc and properly respond to you!

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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

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a cold summer

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uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

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kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

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me and my sibling/friends used to play a game called logs where we would lay on the ground and pretend to be logs and roll around

i would love nothing more than to introduce paul bunyan to this game

edit: paul bunyan is an american/canadian folk hero. he was a giant lumberjack. he also had a blue ox. idr why he had it or why it was blue but i think it was also giant

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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The most accurate rendition of a kid's homemade book ever. Including drawing a barcode on the back which I did for all the books and cards I drew as a kid.

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW