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So chatty

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"This feels kinda raunchy. How'd we end up like this?" "The heck, dude? This was your idea!" "I mean, you wanted to know what's inside me. Right?" THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED / 光が死んだ夏

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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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This filter so dark as if it’s supposed to be dramatic 😭

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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joe, marsh gas, sasha james, and tit stroker

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angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

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berdly 🤝 susie (they have ctommy essence)

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hEY MICHAEL!

one least halloween tma post because the audio made me think of them

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so the serving minigame kinda kicked my ass

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first rule of being a rare pair shipper is find a freak or three who can be convinced to enjoy the rare pair as much as you do. second rule is feed each other's insanity

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its winnie the fucking pooh bitch

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its winnie the fucking pooh bitch

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Kept thinking about how weak and disorientated Jon gets when cut off from the Eye, which got me thinking about Martin having to help him as his state got worse.

Surprisingly, instead of getting angsty, I ended up with Jon being carried around like a ragdoll.