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MAIN CAST SUBPLOT: marcille has to drink chimera milk to recuperate after twisting an ankle

PATTADOL SUBPLOT:

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every so often a mutuals selfie will cross my meandering path through the internet and every time my eyes involuntarily widen, you lot are vexingly beautiful

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the lonely groaner seems to breathe a sigh at night

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oh you've got to put some swaz on it gromit 💥CHUPP EAN!!!

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RISK OF RAIN 2 PICKUP LINES

are you providence? because you make my bulwark weak

like the lepton daisy, I am thankful for you

I must be mithrix, the king of nothing, because I want to throw my worm into your gravity well

girl youve got my fungus weeping

girl you must be a cherforator the way your worm is overloading

girl you are like egocentrism in that I would fuck my whole shit up for you

I must be providence because I love your worm

hey girl you must be imp overlord because I'd let you shatter my spleen

you can call me bison steak because I want to be stapled to your chest

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I won't lie to you her benthic bloom had my item red after a few stages

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how it feels to leave a mundane joke in the replies of what is very obviously a post spawned during pervert hours

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doing rotten work in the nasty factory

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"I'll take care of you"

"It's rotten work"

"Yes it is. Fuck you I hate you"

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snake woman indeterminate amount of time

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Im the washboard HMG operator, plenty of recoil but nothing jiggles, my hands are shaky as fuck though

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snake woman at least a few hours

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every time I complain about my body I get people suggesting I transition lol

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why are a bunch of multiweek old personal posts getting notes again out of the blue

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so ummmmm was anyone gonna farkin' tell me you can have hot erp sex with grok now, or was I supposed to find out you can give spicy, sultry prompts to the bot in question myself???

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how do you get smooth skin my face is covered in tiny bumps I hate it

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guy who's only seen the giant coin from batman comics, looking at an image of a beetle with a penny placed next to it: holy shit that beetle is huge