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They put Yorick in the bag after this

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@azazazazel istfg keep your posts on your blog or else I'll delete anything you make when you steal my phone from now on

I love watching gay porn with my friends

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I love watching gay porn with my friends

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sigh

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"

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Love the contrast of content creators (specifically streamers) where when they gain enough popularity they realise "oh fuck what I say really really affects people in the real world, I better act more mature" and when playing games they thank the creator saying "ohh I love the direction they took with this ps2 aesthetic but making the horror more modern and-"

Then on the opposite end "if you live in Baltimore FUCK YOUU"

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Why is there a sneakers brand called "sketchers" like they're just ratting themselves out

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Sex isn't real

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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Girl was too stubborn to open the map and took 12 hours to get out of Stormwind. Killed a random yellow enemy and closed the game.

i beat world of warcraft

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when did bunlith's waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖

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ex-jw furry trans guy projecting on goats and other demon representing animal

sounds Abt right 👍🏾

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felt a bit political recently, so painting over the david i thought of this idea and so there it is!

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somebody once told me..

he died doing what he loved. missionary

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omg i love it

Expression practice!

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