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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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Why the hell do terfs seem to love Morticia Addams so much. How the fuck is she their icon in any conceivable way. She is literally married to a man whom she loves and took his last name. And she is passionately uninterested in judging other people for whatever the fuck they're doing.

The corpse of Lord Percival of the Round Table could reanimate in the basement and clamber up the stairs to announce "you know I always wanted to be a woman, I never got the chance to try that when I was alive", and Morticia would just go "oh that's nice dear. Let's see if I have some dresses that would suit you, if you're planning to stay."

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I am That I am (a furry)

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「 Feel their Hope ⟡ Feel their Strength 」

overcoming grief, loneliness and doubt through trusting in friends and strangers

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writhe

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genuinely something so delightful about getting obsessed with your own characters. what do you MEAN I can turn my headcanons for my characters into Official Real Lore. that's so fucking cool are you serious

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

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God of Death experiences catnip for the first time ever. 1 Dead several injured

A little lighthearted scene I drafted for Narinder's slowly being friendly with the cultists/repairing things with his siblings and to show the comfort that's between Lambert and him during the spring arc (before the war arc).

I want to make more goofy and wholesome moments with them

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RIP yahoo answers

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so my sister is ten years younger than me and spends a lot of time on pinterest

and we are often fascinated by how similar the websites are, but i need yall to see what she wrote this time, cos omg

(my approximate translation)

i'm often asked: "what's so wrong with pinterest? it seems alright"

so i prepared a list for you:

1) you can't download videos

2) videos often don’t have a sound just because.

3) half the posts have comments disabled for no reason, and the pin creator can't enable them

4.1) if you save a pin that "violates the rules" it's a you problem, pinterest will only remove that pin from your own board, not the post itself, so the person who posted it will not be affected at all

4.2) if something is deleted, they will say "we have deleted your pin", but they don't tell you which one so you have to just guess what you did wrong. same with comments

5) some people you are not allowed to reply to in the comments, and some people you cannot tag just because why not make life difficult?

6) if someone likes your comment, you get a notification, but only some notifications work, with half of them you can't see which comment (well, it's admittedly some progress, compared to what was before)

7) often people's names are shown as just one letter.

8) (just after the recent update) long posts used to be flip-through, like on manga sites, but now long posts appear as one picture fucking squeezed into the post size (I'll throw in a picture). (translators note: there is no picture as of now, but you can imagine)

9) (also after the recent update) now you can't see the number of likes and comments on posts.

10) with every update they change the user design and it becomes less and less convenient

11) recommendations are weird and i don't know how they work

12) search function is entirely broken

bonus: you can't repost.

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i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

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*Boing*

x

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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it's important to nourish your ego with self-aggrandizing fantasies in which you you sit upon a throne of night-black obsidian and color-crazed agate, carved with cherubs and grotesques; in which you are robed in cloth-of-gold and nacreous adornments: in which your crown is a thing of poisoned crystal too terrible to look upon; in which you hold the power of life and death in your hands, looking down as you pass judgment on a blog about to be blocked.