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Yeh it's for fucking up every drive to the south west

english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

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Another animation from funa_des!

Arcanine brought you your shoe (singular). It's time to go outside for walkies!

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Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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i've always felt like whatever sabrina carpenter has going on is deeply heterosexual business that does not concern me

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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I confronted some teenage girls on the bus who were making fun of a boy. Felt compelled to do it but just feels like it might be aggressive coming from a 30 yr old man. What do people think, was it my place?

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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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Oh the tumblerinas were hoooorny for him in 2015

sufjan stevens born july 1st 1975

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Gotta be honest grandma, i don't even know this one

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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So preeeetty huge life update... I'm a Pappa now and it fucking rules

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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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Clipping this to use as a reaction meme because Izzy’s reaction here had me dying