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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.
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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best
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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
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depictions of death as merciful and benevolent and kind move me to tears without fail
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman
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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man
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He has the prettiest name I have ever heard in my life
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
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I missed the opportunity to give her those alien pants, but I love ruffles. I really love ruffles.
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