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who wants to play toys with me

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvator Rosa ~ Oil on Canvas, c. 1645

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had to delete my "finch" (improperly identified house sparrow. sorry. saw the large oblong beak and went 'its a finch!') because people legitimately started insulting me in the tags for some reason? ornithology is not my specialization of zoology

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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reblog to scare an ‘environmentalist’ ‘animal lover’

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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Could you please do human bones

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Charizard -- Pikachu Project 2019

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No! twitter will kill the patient! She needs giant collection of insects and bugs to live

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when you say “humans are an invasive species” you have little green stink lines coming off of you and your aura is disgusting by the way

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