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going through this account is like going through a time capsule

the way i spoke and everything was so cute 😭

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(VERY old draft) wow. hey gang five here.

I hate people! why are people getting mad at me cause i shot a lion at the zoo?? like okay karen, that positively impacted your future, but whatever fuck you

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i know but the onion is hurting my eyes

*moans*

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yes. yes i a- wait. what’s that supposed to mean?

*moans*

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*moans*

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no i don’t think i will

i am an ambivert therefore i’m so fucking rich. like really fucking rich. like get in my level rich. y’all extroverts and introverts ain’t got SHIT on me

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i am an ambivert therefore i’m so fucking rich. like really fucking rich. like get in my level rich. y’all extroverts and introverts ain’t got SHIT on me

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screEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE no IM NOT! i am a TOP.

woof?

meow owo

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did i just did i just hear you say i’m a bottom

woof?

meow owo

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*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

woof?

meow owo

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*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :( <3

woof?

meow owo

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//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t...i mean... don’t you dare tell the others.

woof?

meow owo

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if u lost interest in something (i.e. TUA and this blog) u dont have to force yourself to create new things in order to keep ur followers or whatevr happy. It gets tedious. do what makes u happy. dont cater to everyone else's needs/wants. if u dont feel like coming to this blog as often anymore then dont. you dont have to. that is all unless you want to go back to this blog and if u wanna get back into TUA

thanks! yea idk, i just kinda keep forgetting but i really wanna keep in touch with my friends and post stuff so i can interact with them but at the same time i keep forgetting this blog exists in just a crappy person sigh

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woof?

meow owo

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someone needs to write a fic on that whole “bro you posted cringe” fiasco with you and all the other fives

yo! i might just have to do it to em

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where did u go

//I just kinda stopped going on this account often and stopped being into tua, sorry, I’ll try to be here a little more often

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OwO

okay this is my favourite thing ever

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