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You may think that he slept. No. He just passed out cause he couldnt breathe under the weight of the blankets on his face. Probally has brain damage but its okay! We have gnome insurance now!

-Jerry

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I don’t talk to uggos ❤️ only baddies are allowed in my dms

-Jerry

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This gnome is really belting his heart out, didn’t know he liked wonder wall so much

-Jack

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Ever since jerry got his new haircut he's been borderline depressed. We already got 1 dollar raised, lets help bro get his hair back!dont mind us laughing in the back....we do care

-Jack

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What the actual frick. No fresh cut…..no boosie fade….just bald. I’m never trusting a hair stylist again….

-Jerry

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Hey Jack! Hypothetically speaking. Who would u rather have find you tied up by the gnomes? Spencer or Tony?

He chose spencer

-Jerry

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Me and marlboro when we are on break will look for photos on pinterest to recreate. This is todays photo.

-Jack

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Hey Jack! I was trying to feed one of the hand plants some mcdonalds fries on my break and uhh well they kinda grabbed me. These things are pretty strong, I'm typing this with one hand. Can you come out back and help me please?

-Rosa

If you lose a hand thatsss not on me. I get payed minimum wage therefore I am not responsible. Go to the gnomes for their healthcare benifits if you have issues after I free you

-Jack

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We got this janky radio when running errands as an attempt to get some other forms of entertainment in this place. It only plays this one podcast called "Creepcast"? I dunno, its pretty good so far. Gnomes seem to like it

-Jack

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People have been saying my hair is forcibly feminizing me when in reality i was just to lazy to cut it. though this lil gnome apparently has a degree in cosmology so hes cutting my hair. looking good so far

-Jack

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hey jack, its me jerry! so funny story, i got asked pretty much the same thing. so after i hit submit on the response, i woke up in an undisclosed location (most likely underground) and probably wont be back to work for a couple of days. it looks like ill have to dig my way outta here. anyway! go follow @shitjerrysays cause i dont have a lot of time before this pipe bomb gets to zero.

xoxoxoxo, jerry

p.s. please dont tell rosa :( she got mad at me the last time i did this

Hope you can dig quick cause this bathroom aint gonna clean itself. Im not gonna tell rosa cause I aint no snitch but you best hurry back. I cant keep talking to myself ill actually go insane (the keifers can only keep me company for so long)

-Jack

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hi jack! Hope ur doing well!

If Marlboro is out of the question, what about Carlos? any intimate moments or thoughts of kissing him before? 👀

You guys are really curious about my love life all of a sudden. Has marlboro been saying stuff about me?

-Jack

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Hey, Jack! I think you're pretty great. What do you think of Spencer? Other than him being terrifying. Do you find him annoying? Interesting? Attractive? Boring?

My marker was dying when i was writing that but it needed to be said! Spencer comes over like everyday cause he Apparently needs to tell Jack super important stuff, I call bull. whats so important you cant put it into a simple text? Suspicious i tell you. Suspicious...

- Jerry

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Anything new with the bathroom cowboy?

I have no idea what these guys are playing cause they only have 6 cards. Also don’t know where that table came from, but they are having a good time so I’m not gonna interrupt

-Jack

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Jack i would like you to know, i just finished your first autobiography and im so insanely obsessed with you.

Anyway! Question from a fan, have you ever kisses marlboro? If not, have you ever thought about it.

Spencer is a spaz Jesus Christ- where did he even come from- And to actually answer your question no I haven’t kissed Marlboro and I don’t think about it, Marlboro does though and is very vocal with his love for well…love lol

-Jack

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So the gnomes that were harrasing me in the hallway finally stopped asking me to join their union, but they did ask to go get some mcdonalds. Its the least I can do, they only weigh like one pound its probally good i feed them. Though they conviently didnt have their little gnome wallets so I had to pay (what even is gnome currency? Dabloons?). How did I afford this you may ask, well marlboro apparently had a stash of cash in this hole behind the gas station. Im pretty sure I dug that hole....I dont remember so probally doesnt matter. We got mcdonalds so life is good.

- Jack

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You think you know someone 😭 or someones? Idk plural. Jack left me alone for a whole five minutes and I was starting to get lonely 😔 how dare jack need to go to the bathroom

- Jerry