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You know I used to not really like Phainon and then 3.4 came up behind me and smashed me over the head with a shovel and then buried me in the backyard
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To celebrate me getting c1 Astra yesterday
#hoyoverse#hoyo games#zenless zone zero#astra yao#pride month#shitpost#i put too much effort into making this
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I have no idea who or what carhartt is but i always see big boys wearing em so they have my full support
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How it feels to be the only unemployed person in a discord server
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If possible I think I’d like to have babies with Geralt of rivia however I think he would be against carrying them within him for nine months
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He's about to rain down a million smooches
Thank you so much to @tacticallyunsoundjohnnyboy for commissioning me to draw my favourite husbands 🫶
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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Deleted twitter again. That app is so exhausting—you can barely scroll two posts without seeing something actively harmful. Conservatives making fun of a little girls death, and celebrating the death of another young woman who just wanted to live.
I know it’s selfish, but I just can’t look at it anymore. I cant see that post again and again, I can’t see those children’s final moments over and over again in the form of another fucking joke.
I want so badly to believe that there’s still good left in this world, but It gets harder and harder every single day.
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"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.
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boys once made out drunk at a party and got a bit addicted 😬
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TOUCH HIS BUTT THURSDAY
Reblog to touch his butt <3
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