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My weird trait? Idk, I applaud skies when they make a pretty lightning.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65414572/chapters/168344197

Welcome to Tethered, a chaotic slow-burn reunion fic featuring unhinged Gojo, a glamorous yet deeply wounded Reader (sorry not sorry), and more sexual tension than your therapist would approve of.

This fic includes:

Gojo being a menace to society (and your sanity)

Reader clean-girl aesthetic, Pilates princess lifestyle, and way too composed for the bullshit she’s about to endure

A spicy mix of jujutsu clan politics + mafia family dynamics

Suguru Geto as the emotionally available brother figure we all deserve

Petty revenge, slammed tea cups, wedding politics, and a mouthwatering amount of emotional repression

CW/TW: Emotional manipulation, past emotional trauma, toxic family dynamics, and very sharp words served with sharper cheekbones. All tension will eventually be resolved, but not before we get messy.

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Maybe I don’t need to look for my life purpose. Falling in love with you alone is the beginning and the ending of my life.

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I will 🧍‍♀️with 🫵🏼 between the 👼🏼 and the 🌍 I will 🗣️🫵🏼 where 🫵🏼 are. Do 🫵🏼 🫶🏼🙋🏻‍♀️? 🙋🏻🫶🏼🫵🏼! Fr… From the moment 🙋🏻👀🫵🏼 trying to 🚶🏻‍♀️over the 🧱… 🙋🏻 have 🫶🏼🫵🏼😭. I 🙅🏻🫁when 🫵🏼🙅🏻👩‍❤️‍👨.. 🙋🏻🫶🏼🫵🏼👸🏾. 🙋🏻🫀📞🫵🏼 name.

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Zeus, to his sons: IF YOU GUYS DONT STOP FIGHTING I WILL MARRY APHRODITE TO THE UGLY ONE!

Hephaestus: oh wow

Hephaestus: Apollo congrats!

Apollo: motherFUCKER HOW DA-

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slow kissing

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Persephone: I know you hate me, Hades, but-

Hades: Wait, what? You think I hate you?

Persephone: You always clam up when I enter the room, and you’re always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me, and you get all tense whenever I walk close to you, and you won’t talk to me in full sentences and-oh, yep, I hear it now, oh my god, you have a crush on me?!

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Hades: I found two puppies. I’m gonna name them after Poseidon and Zeus.

Persephone: That’s nice…I think.

Hades: They’re named Fish and Little Bitch.

Persephone: And there it is.

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Eros: *opens Persephone’s door* Hey Persephone, do you want to-

Eros: *freezes*

Eros: Persephone, why aren’t you wearing any clothes?

Persephone: I...don’t have any clothes...

Eros: *opens Persephone’s closet*

Eros: What? You have plenty of clothes. 

Eros: Like this shirt, this jacket, these pants, oh hi Hades, these shirts, this skirt, oh look at this pretty dress!

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Persephone: Who hurt you?

Hades: Do you want a list?

Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.

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Aphrodite: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it’s so romantic! Two lovers on a date…

Ares: One of them carrying a knife for some reason

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Pedro Salinas, tr. by Ruth Katz Crispin, from Memory in My Hands: The Love Poetry of Pedro Salinas; “The voice I owe to you”

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“I think you lost all interest in this world. You were disappointed and discouraged, and lost interest in everything. So you abandoned your physical body. You went to a world apart and you’re living a different kind of life there. In a world inside you.”

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

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*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

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