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She nods, writing it in her notes. She glances down at her notes from last time to see where they left off.

“Would you like to continue our… arrangement from last time? You ask a question and we both answer? Or do you have a preference for where we start off today?”

After Joker's three month long debut as the newest Gotham villain, he was finally apprehended by Batman and brought to Arkham. The villain was lanky and thin, albino and nearly 7 feet tall, over that of he stood tall. He had bombed several side hustles for Wayne Enterprise, vandalyzed the rich citizens' property, crashed a gala, and set fire to multiple 5 star restaurants before Batman was able to wrestle the slippery giant into submission. He had been at Arkham for 5 weeks in max security and gone through 2 other psychiatrists already. One had killed themself. Someone had to help the man, and while the board of directors wasn't keen on sending Harleen Quinzel to counsel him, she was the only remaining psychiatrist employed at Arkham qualified to help.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" The max security guard asks at the gate as she shows her Arkham ID. Down in max security, it smelled like urine and mildew. The fluorescent lights were buzzing and flickering bright and dim, and a fly kept bothering Harleens face. There were murmers and whines, someone sobbing as the background noise.

@harleys-quinnsanity

[harleys-quinnsanity]

”I reviewed our notes from last session and saw it on there. I’m glad you like it.”

Harleen watched with amusement as he opened the bag.

“Sorry it’s bar soap. The store was out of bottles.”

She explained after noticing his disappointment in the lack of liquid soap. She pulled out her chair and sat down, tugging on her collar, adjusting to the cold moistness of the air around her.

“Where would you like to start our session, Mr J?”

After Joker's three month long debut as the newest Gotham villain, he was finally apprehended by Batman and brought to Arkham. The villain was lanky and thin, albino and nearly 7 feet tall, over that of he stood tall. He had bombed several side hustles for Wayne Enterprise, vandalyzed the rich citizens' property, crashed a gala, and set fire to multiple 5 star restaurants before Batman was able to wrestle the slippery giant into submission. He had been at Arkham for 5 weeks in max security and gone through 2 other psychiatrists already. One had killed themself. Someone had to help the man, and while the board of directors wasn't keen on sending Harleen Quinzel to counsel him, she was the only remaining psychiatrist employed at Arkham qualified to help.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" The max security guard asks at the gate as she shows her Arkham ID. Down in max security, it smelled like urine and mildew. The fluorescent lights were buzzing and flickering bright and dim, and a fly kept bothering Harleens face. There were murmers and whines, someone sobbing as the background noise.

@harleys-quinnsanity

[harleys-quinnsanity]

Yeen Fact #943: Hyenas have a spot just under their neck that's perfect for scratching.

Yeen Fact #943: "Yep, that's the spot, just a little to the left..."

This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[harleys-quinnsanity]

Who let you out of Arkham this time? Or how did you escape?

“I was let out on legal conditions! Even got the paperwork to prove it.”

“Though I got a feelin I might be going back soon…” :)

[harleys-quinnsanity]

Yeen Fact #019: You can always trust a Hyena

Yeen Fact #019: "It's true, as a hyena, I can confirm you should always trust a hyena."

This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[harleys-quinnsanity]

”I like you too, Jonny.”

:3

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Mia Chang, Social Media Coordinator

[harleys-quinnsanity]

”that’s why you’re amazing” <3

SCARECROW SET OFF FEAR TOXIN IN THE SHARK EXHIBIT AT THE AQUARIUM!!! EVERYONE IS CONVINCED THEY’RE IN JAWS!!!! MAYDAY

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

”Not always.”

:3

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

“Before I got banned from the aquarium I did. It made it more fun that way.”

SCARECROW SET OFF FEAR TOXIN IN THE SHARK EXHIBIT AT THE AQUARIUM!!! EVERYONE IS CONVINCED THEY’RE IN JAWS!!!! MAYDAY

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

“They’re not deadly” :(

SCARECROW SET OFF FEAR TOXIN IN THE SHARK EXHIBIT AT THE AQUARIUM!!! EVERYONE IS CONVINCED THEY’RE IN JAWS!!!! MAYDAY

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

“Yeah…”

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

“There was a few piranhas incidents. As well as a broken window.”

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

“Well both be on the banned list from the aquarium” :D

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[harleys-quinnsanity]

”my little Hyena.”

Harley booped her nose.

Yeen Fact #429: Smol

Yeen Fact #429: "Literally just a stray ball of hyena fluff that somehow grew legs"

This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[harleys-quinnsanity]

“Just like us!” Harley scoops Luna up and spins her.

Yeen Fact #429: Smol

Yeen Fact #429: "Literally just a stray ball of hyena fluff that somehow grew legs"

This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[harleys-quinnsanity]

Yeen Fact #448: Hyena Whoops

Yeen Fact #448: "Spotted hyenas' calls can travel over 5 kilometres, especially their iconic 'whoop.' Each whoop is unique, allowing clan members to recognise individuals by voice alone—even from far away in the dark." This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[harleys-quinnsanity]

“Like you!”

Yeen Fact #429: Smol

Yeen Fact #429: "Literally just a stray ball of hyena fluff that somehow grew legs"

This has been another fun Hyena Fact.