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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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kris’s inventory after beating the roaring knight

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So how're those Gaster Stonks doing

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Does Eddie know how much of a freak Volt is.

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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some Superman (2025) letterboxd reviews I wanted to share.

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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again

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i think it was a crime we didn’t see a whole cowboy outfit for tenna so i took matters into my own hands.. somehow some strange rat made it’s way into it too idk where it came from

BUT [[WAIT THERE’S M0RE!!!!]]

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all-timer

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if i reblog 213409034 posts in the span of 8 minutes from your blog: i forgot you were not the tumblr dashboard and also im NOT sorry. take my notes fiend!!!!!!!

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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bangin sermon my man

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the thing about astarion is that i do think that he is COMICALLY his own worst enemy but i also recognize that the reason for that is that he hit a sharp genre shift at 100000 mph. one second you're the hot and kinda tragic but expendable minion of a d&d boss and the next you're the romancable companion in the party. this little man was built to have his lore discovered in a notebook while looting his corpse after you've killed cazador and all the sudden everyone's like hey astarion. do you want to sit by the fire and tell us about yourself :) we all like you and want you happy :) and he's like what the fuuuuck. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk????

however i do still find him funny about it, sorry man