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MEMESTREAM May 20 2018

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New Parent Dream Simulator

“Would you like to have a bad dream about your new baby? Yes/No”

No

“You have selected No, indicating that you have No Problem having a bad dream about your new baby. Please indicate the worry you would like to dream about.”

Cancel

“You cannot Cancel your child concern at this time. Please select a post natal worry.”

Exit

“You have chosen to Exit parenthood, abandoning your child to the state where he will end up like Randy in Season 4 of The Wire. Say Yes to continue or select another post natal worry to dream about.”

Stop

“You have chosen to Stop parenting, where you become an absentee parent just like Sully in Nobody’s Fool. Say Yes to continue or select another post natal worry to dream about.”

Help

“Help is not an option in New Parent Dream Simulator. Ha ha ha.”

Please

“Please is not an option in the New Parent Dream Simulator. Your new parent tears are simply too delicious.”

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“Now you are getting it.”

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This is cool!

So happy to be launching VoteLibraries today!  It’s a new set of resources for library campaigns at EveryLibrary/VoteLibraries plus amazing new images like the ones here for sale at http://shop.thecreativeactionnetwork.com/collections/vote-libraries.  Proceeds from the posters and totebags support EveryLibrary, the artists, and the Creative Action Network.  Click through to buy or use the images on social media for free for campaigns. Tag things #votelibraries when you do!

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I managed to make it through the whole month of March without noting that it was the six year anniversary of this blog. Well, without publically noting, like I am doing right now. It’s a bit of a w...

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Come work with me!

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Thinking about new funding sources for your library? Join leaders from the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) when they discuss federal library funding resources at the 2015 American Library Association (ALA) Midwinter Meeting in Chicago. The session, titled “All Eyes on IMLS: Funding Priorities and Reauthorization,” takes place from 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Saturday, January 31, 2015, in the McCormick Convention Center, room W183A.

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In going through various boxes to find things to hang in my office walls, I found the picture of myself that hung at the Mover & Shaker luncheon reception back in 2010. My friend Mo had saved i...

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Come work at my library! (Adult Services Librarian)

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If I accidentally had sex with my brother who's super hot and looks nothing like my brute husband who also happens to be a king... what should I do?

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All I wanted to do was post a link on Twitter to Bridget Bittman’s GoFundMe campaign to raise money to help with legal fees arising from her defamation lawsuit against Megan Fox (no, not the actres...

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Please support Bridget Bittman, the public information staffer from the Orland Park Library in Illinois, who has launched a civil lawsuit against Megan Fox (“fans of megan fox” on facebook), Kevin DuJan (hillbuzz.org), Dan Kleinman (safelibraries.org) and Adam Andrzejewski (For the Good of Illinois), after being repeatedly defamed on Facebook, YouTube, and other outlets for defending the library’s policies. More than one of the “activists” named in the suit have barraged the library with frivolous FOIA requests, generating more than $125,000 in legal fees. They have made Bridget’s life miserable for more than a year with personal attacks having nothing to do with the library’s policies. http://www.gofundme.com/hzjwy8

For further reference - http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/science-hating-homeschool-mom-sued-for-defamation-in-ongoing-library-prn-flap/