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i feel sick and my bones hurt. y’know what that means?

ACE ATTORNEY HEADCANON TIME!

i do not take constructive criticism

miles wears his gay little suit whenever he goes out in public to make him look like he “has authority” but he just gets bullied by 6th graders for looking old

maya has stolen phoenix’s credit card to buy robux (she wanted bloxburg ☹️) and to order food on doordash

phoenix has SO many filled sketchbooks, but try to look through any of them and he’ll throw a chair at your nosy ass

i said it once but i’ll say it again: coffee beans are godot’s gum. also he cannot STAND dunkin’ donuts and he means that with absolutely no respect

(“ITS ALL CARAMEL AND CREAM. WHERE’S THE ACTUAL COFFEE? WHERE IS IT?”)

that’s all for now thanks for coming to my ted talk. lemme know if you real ones wanna know more

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yeah your ship is cool and all but do they have officially released matching wedding rings? did the official twitter account tweet that your ship name tops? did one of them canonically call the other one daddy? is one of them saddled with unnecessary feelings, namely unease and uncertainty thanks to the other? hmm?

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yeah your ship is cool and all but do they have officially released matching wedding rings? did the official twitter account tweet that your ship name tops? did one of them canonically call the other one daddy? is one of them saddled with unnecessary feelings, namely unease and uncertainty thanks to the other? hmm?

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i complain that i don’t have friends but my criteria is like

-obsessed with ace attorney as well

-has to be within my age range

-has to actively talk to me (im annoying)

-has to be nice to me :(

-has to agree with my headcanons or i’ll be ever so sad

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he's silly, your honor

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he's silly, your honor

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been daydreaming abt narumitsu all day and it has physically prevented me from doing my daily activities is this normal

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everyone please look at these amazing bratfeen plushies i just ordered they are so pathetic i cannot wait to have them in my posession

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everyone please look at these amazing bratfeen plushies i just ordered they are so pathetic i cannot wait to have them in my posession

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calling it wrightworth instead of narumitsu is like illegal on tumblr i think

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i drew godot with a randomly generated color palette and a random pose from pinterest (also an outfit i gave him on the spot) I MADE HIM TOO HOT HE’S GETTING TOO POWERFUL

ignore my shitty shading job i’m just a boy

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as far as i’m concerned this is what he said in the actual game

Narumitsu Unnecessary Gay Feelings Keychain available now on my etsy!!

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do you guys think godot eats coffee beans kinda like chewing gum

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im sick of this guy (i love him with all of my heart)

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