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Post-Reveal Adrienette where Marinette has to constantly stop herself from calling Adrien “cat” (saying stuff like “this c-boy” etc) resulting in everyone thinking she wants to call him a c*nt.
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#adrienette#ladynoir#too…sorta#tw swearing
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Witches On Tinder
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Say it once again with feeling
How the death rattle breathing
Silenced as the soul was leaving
The deflation of our dreaming
Leaving me bereft and reeling
My beloved ghost and me
Sitting in a tree
✏️🎨D-I-Y-N-G✨🖌️
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Taylor Swift’s work ethic is sometching I can only aspire to
#like ma’am#wtf do you mean#11 more songs??#(not counting the variants we already heard about)#she’s feeding us good#taylor swift#taylor swift ttpd#the tortured poets department#the tortured poets department:the anthology
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Question for the bi+linguals out there:
Why is it so much more embarrassing to read fanfiction in your first language compared to English?
#it’s just so much cornier??? sappier??? idk#fanfiction#bilingual struggles#also just expressing emotions in your first language is ahvdhsvhsvshbsh#please advise
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✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
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twiyor but it’s the ship between Yor from SpyxFamily and Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony
(no I do not take constructive criticism)
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If you really think about it, 1989 (Taylor’s Version) only lasted 18 days because she was only born on December 13.
#taylor swift#1989 taylor's version#(watch 1989 Taylor’s version era last 18 days and then rep will be announced)
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Brb, building the Holbert Hotel where whenever a new guest arrives everyone is forced to pack up and move to the next room over.
(it does not have infinite rooms)
(if all rooms are filled the guest in the last room gets kicked out but they still have to do the shift)
#maths jokes#well sorta#it was funny in my head#it’s just the idea of all the guests having to shift one room is so annoying to me#like that would actually be hell#Hilbert’s hotel is how hell operates#mathematics#hilberts hotel
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They’re only champagne problems if they come from the Champagne region of France. Otherwise, they’re sparkling wine problems.
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One of my favourite bits in RWRB was how the king said “homoseKsual”
Like, I know that it’s how some old people say it but it’s also such a ✨💅✨ pronunciation.
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the scene in the rwrb movie where alex is on the phone with henry which manifests itself AS henry in the flesh on his bed, but his voice switches from sounding like it’s coming from a human in the room to sounding like a phone speaker as he says “i’m hanging up now” … immersing you in the conversation as alex is immersed in the conversation and the reminder pulls you out of that by changing his voice …. exemplifying the distance between them and how henry feels like he could be both right next to alex and an ocean away ….. that was so fucking cool.
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As someone who went into watching RWRB with no knowledge on the books, I was a bit disappointed about the lack of slow in the slowburn - I was hoping for the tension to build for a bit longer before they started kissing, like the enemies stage in the enemies-to-lovers development was too short for me.
#red white and royal blue#this is probably me being more into the pre-relationship pining stage in rom-coms but the trailers#I thought it would be them begrudgingly meeting and then the tension growing and ba#m! explosion of feelings#they were cute either way
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Confession: Initially, I thought Zahra was President Claremont’s wife and Alex’s mother, and I was like GAY MUMS!!?!!
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Do y’all ever read books about science and end up begging the author to stop simping over the scientists???
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