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One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

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I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

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What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

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Trying

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everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

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toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

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‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

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“She always begs the cat for kisses until he gives in”

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do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

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“Old Lady Smudge took a while to warm up to us. She now politely asks us to stroke her, but only lets us do it for five seconds before she’s had enough.”

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i’ve never felt more seen

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a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

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T-Rex-senpai would be a good name for your hamster

T-Rex-senpai would be a good name for your hamster

— pet-name-bot (@PetNameBot) April 14, 2020