just-me-and-sum-thoughts

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I wasn't bready for these puns

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

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on a personal level, 2022 was good. I took a bunch of bubble baths. I tried tons of new food. I learned how to pronounce "Acai." I threw a tantrum over the pronunciation of "Acai." I cooked myself candlelit dinners and dyed my hair torquoise. all of my shoes fit. a good year

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it is. so weird to me that I'm having to say this again after a real-life cartoon supervillian already once ran for president on a platform of hatred & fascism and won, but.

it's November, please fucking vote

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some people get turned on by that

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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gender? i try not to judge. i personally would never engage in such an irresponsible lifestyle but i respect people's right to choose

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i’m. willing to wait a few extra days for my packages if it means not exploiting a system built of pure human suffering? that, that shouldn’t have to be specified

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i'm. willing to wait a few extra days for my packages if it means not exploiting a system built of pure human suffering? that, that shouldn't have to be specified

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you could make pumpkin pie that's outta this world!

what if the moon was a pumpkin? discuss.

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woah there, wanna be Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster, I don't consent to my neurons being stolen.

there are people out there who, on a nightly basis, fall asleep in less than 20 minutes. that feels wrong to me

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fuck around and find out is a nice sentiment, but i feel like it's mostly a group of rich investors, geneticists, and paleontologists who fucked around, and us innocent bystanding theme park tourists who are finding out

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just noticed tumblr's new "Featured Tags" option and here are my top tags apparently

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what about memory foam pillows?

things you don't realize you do that you absolutely do: your pillows exist in a hierarchy. your brain has ranked all of your pillows and knows which is the Good Pillow and which is the Worst Pillow. (yet it is only a matter of time before the pecking order disintegrates along with the feather down content....)

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are you implykng that tinkerbell is a wasp?

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

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new merch?

Found some very good pics in my MSPAINT folder 

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Texas? I only know of Texwas

No offense to the people of Texas but if there was a big red button that said “destroy Texas” on it. I might. I may.

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you good?

you are so weird. /pos?

The question mark at the end is throwing me off. You hate me don't you?

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what about cement?

Are you in a Merp kind of mood, or a Derp kind of mood?

I literally encase you in concrete, I literally submerge you in stone until you die and people walk on you for 200 years