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fake dating prompts/scenarios for my romance novel girlies

has anyone actually pretended to date for extended periods before??? how did that go...

"you know, you actually have to touch me in order for this to be convincing."

"they left, you don't have to pretend anymore." and the other one's face falls... :(

"we stopped pretending a long time ago, [name]. you know it, i know it, and i can't watch you pretend you want to make that loser jealous."

one is trying to make their ex jealous, and the other mutters something to the effect of: "they don't even know what they have"

"wow, i see why everyone’s so obsessed with you now." (sarcastically - this feels very high school popular guy...)

"admit it! you're enjoying this more than you expected." (when one drags the other to something they enjoy, in order to seem convincing)

"why are you actually good at this... do you pretend to date people often?"

"nice job. i'm impressed."

"you owe me. big time."

"we're actually pretty good together."

one guiding the other's hand to their waist/small of their back/etc in order to make it convincing

accidentally calling the other babe when no one is around because it felt so natural. (bonus: the other hearing and not saying anything about it)

celebrity fake dating--in order to enhance one's image, but realizing that so much more lies beneath their persona

^^ RED CARPETS, interviews - being forced to say nice things about them but realizing that it feels like the truth, and not pretend

they had to share a hotel room, and beyond the one bed trope, seeing the other in such an intimate setting does something unexpected to them

having an oddly specific stipulation in their "contract," like having to buy the other coffee every week or going to their games

meeting each other's families, either accidentally and intentionally, and learning embarrassing stories about them (which will certainly be put to use later...)

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romance protagonist pairings that really get me...

teammates/bandmates... everyone ships them together but no one knows

childhood best friends who know everything about the other and have always been there for each other, but never put two and two together (everyone else did though!)

rivals who had inexplicable beef, had some event bring them together (can range from project to freak accident, lowk anything works), and then realizing that there was way more to the other than they initially expected (romance ensues)

^^orrr academic/athletic rivals who subtly push each other to get better and end up having to be on the same team/assignment/etc

they both secretly yearned for each other (at the same time, but never realized!), lost contact, and then reunited, realizing that the feelings never left (and discovering that it was never truly unrequited)

people who are deeply misunderstood; the rest of the world eager to place them both in boxes they don't feel like they belong in, and their desperate search for each other and themselves resulting in the greatest love story of all time (mic drop)

^e.g. being labelled as "soulless," workaholics, overemotional

the best friend's brother. every freaking time. he's a bit older, a bit smug, and a bit... gone for you??? my god.

hear me out. nepo babies. old money. i love me a good gossip girl moment - wdym you're only dating her bc your father is trying to get in on her family's merger..?

the gut-wrenching, soul crushing fwb to relationship pipeline. it's never truly casual, is it?

i might make a part two. idk yet. but as always, if you have a specific post you would like to see, submit to my "ask" box here!!! otherwise i don't know what you guys want to see... and i fear my brain isn't big enough for this

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List of “someday I know, you’ll come to your senses (and leave me alone with all of my questions)” prompts

“You say you love me right now but what if one day, you just… Stop? What do I do then?”

“Yeah, you’re with me now but it’s only a matter of time before you realise you’ve made the wrong decision.”

“I know you’re not staying because you want to.”

 “How are you so sure that things aren’t gonna work out?” “Because they’ve never worked out for me and I sure as hell know this one isn’t going to be an exception… Even though I desperately wish that this is the exception to the rule.”

“So… You’re just going to give up on us?” “I’m not giving up on us. I’m giving up on the hope that things will get better.” “What do you mean by that? That’s the same fucking thing.”

“You’re leaving because you’re scared I’m going to give up on things. Don’t you think that’s very selfish of you?”

“One day you’re going to leave me in the dust. And I’m going to be right here, in the same spot, wondering for the rest of my life what I could have done differently… Done better in.”

“Well, as they say, good things always come to an end. It’s never happened any differently for me, so why should I even hold out hope that this will work out?”

“I’m always the one left picking up the pieces and you’ve proven me right that this is something I’ll never escape, so thanks a bunch.”

“Aren’t you tired of always anticipating for things to end?” “I don’t really know how to not do that when I’m so conditioned into doing the opposite. When all my life, all I’ve experienced are things ending, rather than lasting like I want them to.”

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here are my next artfight attacks! im glad i get to focus on these without school now :)

characters belong to me and arachnits, @sharknipps, chia, @princeowlpuppy, @sleepy-snake, amidsolstice, and savleira

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TO ANYONE WHO USES DISCORD- FOUR AI SCRAPING BOTS HAVE BEEN SECRETLY ADDED TO YOUR SERVERS WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT

Saw this going around and tested it myself, and I can confirm that this is unfortunately legit. Four hidden bots have been placed in any existing or newly created Discord server that are harvesting data, images, and most concerningly, one seems to be a face swap bot. It should be noted that it is stated that they cannot grab content not sent through bot commands, but knowing how things have gone on sites like A03 and twitter, it is impossible to say if it will stay that way.

Due to them being invisible, banning them from your servers isn't possible without their ID's, which I've typed out for easy access.

1153984868804468756 1288638725869535283 1090660574196674713 1104973139257081909

Banning is done with the /ban command with each string pasted in one at a time. Four ban commands in total.

Image proof below and further information. This was in my PERSONAL server that has existed for +5 years. Discord is harvesting your shit without your consent, fight back. The "partnered with" part appears to be false (?) in relation to one image talking about it, so some information is currently unclear.

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UGHHH OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS POST!!! A KEYSTONE OF GROWING UP FR FR!!

  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

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for a while now i’ve been learning that some people kind of choose to hate themselves like you can give them tools and resources and advice and they’ll even follow some of it and go “i still hate myself” and i feel strongly at that point they’re kind of choosing to stay in that mindset because it’s comfortable and familiar or something but some people are truly [gotye voice] addicted to a certain kind of sadness and hooked on feeling low

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for a while now i’ve been learning that some people kind of choose to hate themselves like you can give them tools and resources and advice and they’ll even follow some of it and go “i still hate myself” and i feel strongly at that point they’re kind of choosing to stay in that mindset because it’s comfortable and familiar or something but some people are truly [gotye voice] addicted to a certain kind of sadness and hooked on feeling low

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Okay well. I'm at the lake and there are some kittens here who were very very clearly dumped!!

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currently replaying the arcana

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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

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Read a fucking comic man

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Random Gilbert Blythe moments: 329/?

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this is how they find out

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Phoenix would proceed to spend more than fifteen years not explaining where he got the babies.

(More Mermaid Tale AU!)