Well, hi there! Name's Amelia F. Jones, I'm the United States of America. Hope you enjoy your stay! ((an RP blog for Fem!America from APH. Gif by http://sparxpunx.deviantart.com/ Reaction images courtesy of amelrica.tumblr.com))
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When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
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Fine, just fine. I just ate my weight in turkey and ham and junk yesterday, an' now I gotta stay away from my house 'cause the leftovers are literally callin' my name
Ivan, can I hang out here?
Uh?
Oh, sure, sure. Do you want to drink something?
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・゜゜・. Happy Holidays, my lovlies ・゜゜・.
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Ginger ale, if ya got it? [curls up]
Ivan, can I hang out here?
Uh?
Oh, sure, sure. Do you want to drink something?
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Inbox me a number(s) and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS)
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favorite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favorite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
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freedomwiththatshake started following you
'Sup, bro? What brings ya here?
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"i want to rp with you but i don’t want to bother you" a novel by me
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Christmas i-is finally over...
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math is one letter away from meth and guess which one i’d rather do
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That awkward moment when Chewbacca takes all the milk. Request a Star Wars scene to be reenacted in a Cereal Wars video/GIF here: http://bit.ly/1bUj1KC.
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Plot twist: one day I will be that rp partner people die to interact with.
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I used to, but I don't really like the cold. Plus "The Shining" really scared me.
Character Name: Amelia F. Jones
Birthday: July 4th, 1776
Place of Residence: She owns various houses and apartments all across America, but her current home is in San Francisco, CA with one extra-terrestrial named Tony.
Height: 5’ 10”
Weight: About 169 lbs.
Hair Color: Dark or Golden…
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Character Name: Amelia F. Jones
Birthday: July 4th, 1776
Place of Residence: She owns various houses and apartments all across America, but her current home is in San Francisco, CA with one extra-terrestrial named Tony.
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: About 169 lbs.
Hair Color: Dark or Golden Blonde
Eye Color: Ocean Blue
Pets: A black cat (about 9 months old) named Lady Loki and a German Shepard named Jack.
Tattoos: A trail of thirteen stars down her spine and Captain America's shield on her upper right arm. She wants to have a large eagle across her chest and shoulders, but she's afraid of people judging her because of it.
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Clothing preference: Usually found in comfortable street clothes, like T-shirts, tank tops, shorts, jeans, etc. but she’s not afraid to wear pretty dresses when the occasion calls for them. However, she is rarely ever seen without her signature bomber jacket.
Music Genre Preference: If she likes what she hears, it’s guaranteed to be downloaded into her iTunes library, but some of the most common genres to be found there are oldies (i.e. The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Cher, The Mamas and the Papas, etc.) pop, alternative rock, classic rock, rap/hip-hop, Broadway (particularly Andrew Lloyd Webber) and country, although she does have a handful of foreign songs and artists in there (mostly Japanese, Spanish, and Russian.)
Amelia is the personification of the United States of America. She doesn’t know exactly how long she’s been alive, but she guesses that she was born around the time of Ponce de Leon’s discovery of the Florida peninsula. Her official birthday is the historic signing of the Declaration of Independence.
She is a very energetic person, often described as boisterous. She’s also a very sociable person, and loves to talk. She’s also been called blunt and was once described by England as only having two vocal volumes: loud and louder.
She’s highly optimistic even in the darkest of situations and fiercely independent. Because of this independence, she does not often like to ask others for help; it makes her feel like a failure if she can’t do it by herself.
She loves living in just about any corner of her country, but some of her favorite homes are her beach house in Hawaii and her horse ranch in New Mexico. Some of her hobbies include surfing, camping, horseback riding, film-making, and singing.
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