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"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

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wait what is the drama with I suggest forcefem I thought it was just a gag/joke account

Well, you see:

ISFF was banned temporarily

ISFF's parasocial harem got pissed off, and blamed trans guys for the banning

ISFF's parasocial harem drove ISuggestForcemasc off the site

ISFF's parasocial harem then tried to get a bunch of transandrophobia posters banned from the site via mass reports of falsified information

ISFF came back within a day, and everything was right in the world again, aside from the damage that her parasocial harem caused (ISFM is still gone, and I can't speak for others, but I've had messages from people threatening to dox me, had gore of mutilated animals sent to me, and other vile shit has gone on with zero consequences for those responsible, nor have any apologies been posted)

Additionally, she has also made lots of "jokes" about how we need to forcibly detransition trans men because "they're better as women" and "men suck". Which is transphobic as fuck, but it's ok, she's a trans woman, and trans women's transphobia gets a pass on Tumblr dot com, so long as it's leveled against trans men and transmascs/enbies!

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why is plural horror always "oh no my evil alter i can feel it taking over..... run......its gonna kill youuu aaarhghdf........ IM THE EVIL ALTER !!!" and never like. hey isnt it fucked up how obbsessed people are with your body and an image of you they force upon you from cobbled together lies and refuse to understand or aknwoledge you and your real self - not on a metaphorical level, on a literal one. about living your life in the shadow of someone elses, about living someone elses life entirely. about bekng forced to play dress-up like someone who never existed. not even being seen as real.

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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

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i saw the casting announcement for wuthering heights (2026) before reading the book, and assumed that heathcliff's miscasting was because the character was subtly not white, or it was mentioned here and there without much relevance to the plot beyond subtext, etc. (which still wouldn't have made it ok btw). but now i'm reading it and every single scene with him in it reads like:

'then appeared heathcliff, who was not white. he not-white-ly entered the room, where everyone else was white, unlike him. "aah! a not white!" they all shouted. he cried. "i wish i were white," he said. "don't worry, maybe your non-white parents were rich in non-white countries," said nelly. he was then called ten slurs, because he was not white, and left.'

like emily bronte literally beats us over the head with it every five seconds. what do you MEAN they cast jacob fucking elordi

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nasty little guys ftw!!! They’re my favourite posts

Nasty guy just for you:

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some digital stickers i made with blender a few years ago feel free to use them as a pfp or whatever you want lol (except for commercial use)

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Polyamory life hack

Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue.

With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!

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*In this scenario you and your sexual partner/s are these things/pretend to be these things.

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POV: u have gender dysphoria AND species dysphoria

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Retheming done! Let's fuckin goooo

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tfw my new toyhou.se username is taken by a porn bot on here so I have to replace one letter with a number. hell

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HONEY COFFEE TRANS

A @coinfight attack on @fagdykemuppet for 3 points!

A type of cambitrans [link] where one’s gender changes between transfemme, transmasc or transneutral, but the user does not wish to disclose which gender they were assigned at birth.

id: a rectangular flag with 7 horizontal stripes. from top to bottom the stripes go from orange, baby blue, purple, magenta, purple, baby blue and orange. they are all muted colours. in the centre of the flag is a black transgender symbol which has the wings and antennas of the Honeybee Transfem symbol, as well as the centre having a coffee bean shape. it has a white border. /end id

[PT: ALREADY COINED? SEE IT AS AN ALT FLAG!]

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A follow up to this poll

*Pink counts as a shade of red not another colour

Apparently this can have a meaning behind it which I was going to list but there are so many different/conflicting ones so I didn't (but you can look them up if interested)

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I could save everyone

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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.