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Jaune: Reclaiming electrolytes this summer by licking your stomach and chest and back.
Weiss: Oh no ...
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Jaune: You know, It's okay to have kinks, but I think after a point it becomes a cry for help. You need therapy.
Weiss: And you don't?
Jaune: We're talking about you right now. Not me.
Weiss: Need syrup.

Jaune: ?
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Jaune then contracted Pink Eye
Jaune: I need you to sit on my face.
Cow Faunus!Yang: Hello to you too, Loverboy. It's been a great afternoon.
Jaune: Yes, sorry, of course. Hi, Yang. Please, sit on my face.
Yang: Why? You've never been this forward. I usually have to swing these around first to get you going. *Motions at and swings her Hefty Heifer Honkers*
Jaune: Because you are a cow Faunus...
Yang: An observation even the blind can make.
Jaune: And if you sit on my face, I will have...
Yang: You will have...
Jaune: A MOO-stache!
Yang: 馃槓 ...
Jaune: 馃槂 ...
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She sat on his face for the next two hours...
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Jaune: I need you to sit on my face.
Cow Faunus!Yang: Hello to you too, Loverboy. It's been a great afternoon.
Jaune: Yes, sorry, of course. Hi, Yang. Please, sit on my face.
Yang: Why? You've never been this forward. I usually have to swing these around first to get you going. *Motions at and swings her Hefty Heifer Honkers*
Jaune: Because you are a cow Faunus...
Yang: An observation even the blind can make.
Jaune: And if you sit on my face, I will have...
Yang: You will have...
Jaune: A MOO-stache!
Yang: 馃槓 ...
Jaune: 馃槂 ...
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She sat on his face for the next two hours...
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Weiss: I'm free Thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing.
Jaune: Sure. Fuck it.
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Blake: *Watching their Sex Tape* Oh my god it's like he's chalking a Pool Que!
Weiss: Jaune's dick is big enough that he kinda has to destroy me even if he doesn't want to. Like no matter how gentle he is it still kinda wrecks me.
Blake: No foreplay?
Weiss: He is actually pretty good on that front. However being wet only matters up to a point, yes? I'm so small compared to him that he can't help it. 馃槇
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Yang: Do you and Jaune have any Pet names for each other?
Pyrrha: Yes, Of course! Although, I do have one Nickname for him he doesn't quite understand, but appreciates anyway.
Yang: Yeah? What is it?
Pyrrha: Gold Ship~
Yang, once a Horsegirl: ... I have no further Questions.
Blake, always a pervert: I have all the further Questions~
Gold Ship is a Race Horse that, by all accounts, in incredible physical condition, including breeding with a 99.1% breeding Rate.
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Ruby: My preferred Minecraft style is scavenging ores and abandoned mineshafts. I also like pvp.
Jaune: I like to decorate cottage core houses and farms and stables.
*later*
Ruby: *is getting railed*
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Yang: ... Huh.
Bear!Faunus Jaune: What?
Yang: I- this is no judgement on you, I think my brain is just rotted from porn, but I expected you to be bigger.
Jaune: ... didn't I warn you I wasn't that big?
Yang: You did, I just that you were being humble- But whatever! Let's get to it! It might not be a greatsword, but It's definitely not a dagger!
Fun Fact: Brown Bears and Black bears only have penises 6 inches in length on average.
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Jaune: *Sniff Sniff*
Jaune: Yang?
Yang: Yeah Jaune?
Jaune: Why does my hoodie smell like Popcorn?
Yang: ...
Tiger!Faunus Yang: No Clue.
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It's What He Likes
Pyrrha: O-Okay... Isn't this outfit a little... suggestive...?
Coco: That the whole point of it, Pyrrha! You asked me for an outfit that will drive, Jaune wild, and I gave you one.
Pyrrha: I know, but isn't this a little much?
Coco: You can either wear this outfit that's mostly covering you up, or you put on a swimsuit. What will it be?
Pyrrha: I-I'll stick with this one...
Coco: That a shame... He would have loved to see how your body would appear in a sports swimsuit. All those lustful curves, plump thighs of yours, and those luscious melons of yours.
Pyrrha: Coco?!
Coco: Hahaha~! Relax love.
Pyrrha: Haa... are you sure this will work.
Coco: Of course I am! My outfit accelerants those aspects of yours. Jaune will love them~! Afterall, that was his description of you, not mine.
Pyrrha: I-It's his...!?
Coco: Well, I best get going. Bunny Boy should be here any moment now. Have fun~!
Pyrrha: T-Thanks, Coco.
Coco: Oh! One more thing before I go...
Pyrrha: What is it?
Coco: I left a box of condoms on your bedside counter over there.
Pyrrha: C-Condoms?
Coco: Yeah, the ones you had were too small for, Jaune.
Pyrrha: T-Too small?!
Coco: Bye~!
Pyrrha: ...
Pyrrha: What size are these...?
Pyrrha: Oh...
Pyrrha: OH?!
Pyrrha: I-I didn't know they came in such a size...
Pyrrha: ...
Pyrrha: Wait, how do you know he's this big?!
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Jaune: Hmm... Hey, Pyrrha can you explain to me why, Coco told me to go to my dormroom?
Pyrrha: She helped me coordinate an outfit.
Jaune: She coordinated an outfit for you? Well, that's a good thing, you aren't all that good when it comes to fashion.
Pyrrha: that's... That's true... So, Jaune w-what do you think of my outfit...?
Jaune: What do I think of your...
Jaune: Outfit...?
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: Well... What do you think?
Jaune: One second...
(Ping-Ping-Ping~!)
: Hello, Fearless Leader! What can I do for you?
Jaune: Nora, I need you, and Ren to find another place to spend the night.
Nora: Why?
Jaune: Pyrrha is in a bunny suit.
Nora: Pyrrha's in a what...?!
Jaune: Goodbye, Nora. See you tomorrow.
Nora: No wait! I need photos! I need...!?
(Beep!)
Jaune: Now then, Pyrrha...
Pyrrha: Y-Yes...?
Jaune: You're dressed as a bunny. Care to see why my nickname, Bunny Boy isn't because of my, Pumpkin Pete's hoodie~?
Pyrrha: P-Please be gentle...?
Jaune: Mmmm... Nope~!
Pyrrha: Oh...
Pyrrha: Oh no...
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Yang: Damn! Jaune is Really locked in out there!
Nora: He might be a little too locked in. Look at how clenched his Jaw is!
Ruby: JAUNE! LOOSEN UP!
Blake: *scrunching her nose*
Ren: Is something the matter, Blake?
Blake: *Glancing at Weiss* Just ... smelling something odd.
Weiss: *Blushing, burying her face in the crooked of her elbows, shifting around uncomfortably*
~On the Field~
Jaune: *internally* Oh god don't cum, oh god don't cum, oh god don't cum Why did I have to get picked on the Day Weiss talked me into this Portal-Sex toy thing!
Idk I just think this kind of thing is weirdly uncommon
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby shitpost#weiss schnee#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#whiteknight#lwde#rwby smut#rwby lwde#lie ren#nora valkyrie
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Jeanne: *whispering* Should I say it or should you say it?
Ruby: You say it
Jeanne: Pyrrha, not that we don't appreciate it, trust us we really, really do but why do you fuck us like... um, all the time, every night...?
Pyrrha, not looking up from polishing Milo: If I don't fuck you two into unconsciousness you snore.
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Jaune: That doesn't answer my question.
Weiss: It doesn't have to.
Jaune: Do you actually like it when I put your body through the paces?
Weiss: Sorry for being so submissive it turns you into a feral predator who wants to tear me to pieces sexually. It's a hard job but somebody has to do it.
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JNPR: "Condoms are for fucking pussies."
Ren: *Coughing in his hand to hide a fluster* I would not put it in such crass words, but it is important to wear protection during casual intercourse. Family expansion is a decision made together. Nora might not always act like it, but she wants to be truly ready for motherhood first.
Jaune: *Looking a little confused* That's what my mom said as she threw my dad's hidden stash of them into an incinerator. "Nature decides if #9 happens, not you," was her follow-up when dad opened his mouth to try and argue. Still don't know what they are exactly, but Pyrrha kinda scared me with her grin when I told her this story.
Nora: *Grinning cheekily* I said it how I said it! And like this, it's all of the fun and pleasure without having to worry too much about the cleanup after. Renora forever together!
Pyrrha: *Smiling dangerously* My future mother-in-law will have all the grandbabies, or so help the Brothers, I will crash out on them. My name will be Pyrrha Arc before my 20th birthday and I will be delivering a child by then too.
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OH BTW I FINISHED THE Ilia/Weiss Mind Control Smut
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Place hands under her ass, lift so she's upside down. Upright 69.

"Dangerous"
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