masterofcookies
masterofcookies
Cookie Masterson
39 posts
The best YDKJ, Fibbage, Fakin’ It host out there! (Don’t question why I’m crying in the soup aisle though)
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masterofcookies · 2 years ago
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It’s not the 28th anniversary… I’m not that old… Aaaaaaagh…
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masterofcookies · 2 years ago
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Hi I’m not dead, just letting you know.
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masterofcookies · 2 years ago
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So I think Schmitty changed my Facebook password years ago. I just tried to get onto my Facebook and it said I forgot the password. And I’m not going through that “forgot your password” thing again. Not after last time!
DAMN YOU, SCHMITSTINSTIEN!
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masterofcookies · 2 years ago
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[insert quote from me here]
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masterofcookies · 2 years ago
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Hey I remembered my tumblr password wooo
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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COOKIES UNITE!
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MISTER BEA-
wait wrong dude
COOKIE MASTERSON
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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Merry Christmas! If you want a proper Christmas greeting from me, go play a game.
NO NOT QUIPLASH, I DONT HOST QUIPLASH!
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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THERE WAS A GIANT JAR, I HAD TO!
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Department of Justice comes with footage with the disappearance of Cookie Masterson
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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WHO THE FUCK RATTED ME OUT!?
Cookie: Happy birthday to me! I’m drunk as F*CK!
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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So it’s my birthday or something? I forgot tbh, I’ve been a busy little trivia host!
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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Apparently intro posts are a thing I guess?
Hi Im Cookie. Nice to meet you. I host games and stuff.
@playjackboxgames is cool. They keep me in a job.
(This isn’t an official account, this is run by @riverkath and her copious amounts of brainrot)
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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Sooooo… Who’s gonna tell everyone that I’m fine?
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEMED EPISODES!?
LAST TIME I HAD THEMED EPISODES I GOT FUCKED OVER BY FRASIER, JUMPED BY JIMMY FALLON AND-
That…
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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Soooo… @playjackboxgames
Hi. I… I thought you wouldn’t turn up here. I’ve definitely incriminated myself MULTIPLE TIMES here.
Oops.
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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Depressed but I got Fibbage 4, so that’s something. Also learnt about the simulation so that was a fun lesson…
Jester: (waking up in the hospital, cheering) LETS GO!
Redacted: 🎶Oh, hello again, mother!🎶
Jester: (Beat) Oh f*ck, I have his wig.
Alpha ghost: Cry about it.
(Source: an interaction in the official Jackbox games discord)
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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It’s apparently throw short people day.
BUZZ LIPPMAN, IM COMING FOR YOU!
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masterofcookies · 3 years ago
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So Pack 9 is out.
If anyone finds a reference to… them… in ANY of the games, my DMs are open.
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