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*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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Oracle Park, San Francisco, CA, 07.19.2025

📸 by stillharper (insta live105fm)

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I’m not saying Bruce should be capable of figuring out Superman’s secret identity right away every time, but Superman managing to turn “Did you eat?” into one syllable should have been a clue.

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it is vintage times.

the old vintage hollywood studio heads have heard that a rival studio is producing their own adaptation of the jane austen novel pride and prejudice. this will not stand! they have once again enlisted you, the electorate, as casting directors as they produce their own hot and vintage version of this classic romantic comedy. whoever is cast will greatly impact the genre, quality, and tone of the finished film, so choose wisely.

previously cast:

Georgiana Darcy—Mary Pickford

Colonel Fitzwilliam—Albert Finney

Caroline Bingley—Joan Crawford

Charlotte Lucas—Mary Wickes

Aunt Gardiner—Beah Richards

Uncle Gardiner—Juano Hernandez

Mary Bennet—Dorothy Malone

Kitty Bennet—Hitomi Nozoe

Lydia Bennet—Dorothy Dandridge

Mr. Collins—Gene Wilder

Lady Catherine de Bourgh—Martita Hunt

Wickham—vote here

Mr. Bennet—vote here

Mrs. Bennet—vote here

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Happy birthday #Usher!

Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.

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Freidns

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I guess that cunt gettin eaten

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The thing you gotta understand about Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie is that he is always the smartest man in the room.

And he HATES it.

It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.

Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"

No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?

DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?

WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?

And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery

Lex, you're supposed to be a super genius so whY WOULD YOU BUILD A GOD DAMN POCKET DIMENSION?!?!!?!

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can't think about anything but murderbot rn. song by ben thornewill

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my life lately

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did you hear. the sun loves him

go see my son, the poster child for uncomplicated good

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Pelagic fauna

1,3,5,6,7,10 are claimed!

Designs are open for claims, DM if interested!

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Just so we are all on the same page, Being kind IS in FACT punk rock

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omg coming back to this post after the finale particularly hits

Therapist: and what do we say when people ask us about ourselves

Murderbot: I have to check the perimeter

Therapist: no