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white wolf

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I ship Bob and Joaquin bc I love it when cute wholesome twinks are in love and I ship Bob and Walker bc I love it when fictional men are unstable and toxic 💜

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Bob giving up control of his life to the physical embodiment of his depression and then beating himself up over it and the void just becoming more powerful as a result is such a perfect metaphor. like yeah, that's exactly how it is, you can't beat depression with self-loathing, you need support and purpose and the people you love and loves you. they pulled it off beautifully

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no because it’s really really important to me that in a world where we’re so used to the heroes punching and shooting their way to victory, thunderbolts* went out of its way to show us that the void is still very much a part of bob, and bob is their friend, so they’re going to accept every facet of who he is and give him a soft place to land, even if that means they’ll have to be the ones to pull him back from the darkness every single time. because that’s what friends family will do for each other, no questions asked.

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bob sends this to their Thunderbolts gc and gets kicked out and yelena has to add him back

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This is killing me

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I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

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Hey. Have I ever recc'd my favorite Stucky fic of all time here?

It's the series bene castigat by Nonymos and it's a modern au shrinkyclinks pro-Dom Steve and Sub Bucky fic, and I am having trouble thinking about anything else at the moment.

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Yelena having a soft spot for abandoned test subjects 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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there’s plenty wrong with him

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I kinda love that this was a Yelena story. And like the overall message of you need to go through now push down. And sometimes you need other people and can’t see a way out by yourself.

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in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

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I don't know if this will be interesting to anyone, but I just wanted to put out there that it's almost canon that Logan finds Deadpool cute in Deadpool in Wolverine. In the official French version of the movie, when Wade arrives at the bar and start telling Logan that he needs him, Logan answers with "Ecoute, t'es mignonne mais je suis pas intéressé", which literally translates to "Look, you're cute but I'm not interested". So yeah, at least one version of Logan canonically finds Wade cute.

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by @namago59

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i had to