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You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

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Barbie, after fighting with Gloria: I did not pack your lunch with love today, just so you know.

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i’m still here, sorryyyy

🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍

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Blah blah blah proper name, place name, backstory stuff

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help, I'm still at the restaurant 😭

Hi beauties, is anyone around? i hope so 💞

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Barbie: You look beautiful today.

Gloria: Aww, thank-

Barbie: April fools!

Barbie: You look beautiful every day.

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baby agatha with her mama this time 🫶 (of course i have to make a penelope version who do you think i am?!)

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i love them so much 💕

i don't know if anyone's still here ☹️☹️

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Barbie: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend.

Barbie: Gloria is still really pissed about it but Physicist Barbie and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

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surprise bonus chapter of I Got It Made now posted :))

because i missed them so much and i wanted to do/write something to bring them back😭

hope you like!! xx🩷

AND HAPPY PRIDE 💘💘💘☺️☺️☺️

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Gloria: My wife (the extrovert) and I (the introvert) got separated in the plane and now we're both sharing window seats.

Gloria: I've already apologized to the woman sitting next to me a dozen times. Meanwhile, Barbie's sharing beef jerky with her new friends and I think she's been invited to a wedding.

Gloria: I'm so fucking in love with her. She amazes me.

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Gloria: You look great, Barbie.

Barbie: I look great everyday.

Gloria: ... You are very hard to flirt with, you know that?

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Gloria: Aside from me, who’s the funniest person you know? 

Barbie: This isn’t a trick question is it? You’re not gonna get upset?

Gloria: No, of course not!

Barbie: Okay! It’s Sasha.

[later that day]

Sasha, walking in and nodding: Hey, Mom.

Gloria: Oh hello, home wrecker.

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Trying Tumblr out, not quite sure if I’m doing this right

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Barbie's voicemail: Listen to me very carefully. I have not been taken. I know that’s always your first fear when I’m not available, but this is not a Liam Neeson ‘Taken’ scenario.

Gloria: That’s exactly what they’d make you say--

Barbie's voicemail, still going: Also, no one is making me say this.

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Barbie: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will simply change my views. I have no principles.

Gloria: Well, maybe you should have some principles.

Barbie: You’re right, maybe I should.

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i think i'm blessed to find pic of girls who look like barbie and gloria (this has happened twice, which isn't much, but it's nice