offtopicstevie
offtopicstevie
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cringepunk enthusiast. praying mantis by me. header belongs to fia stewards.
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offtopicstevie · 16 hours ago
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Oh, what rough beast? It was an albatross actually. To Bethlehem? No, no it slouched to Eddington. Sure hope they didn't kill it or something.
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offtopicstevie · 16 hours ago
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this was a different age. we’ve lived 3 lifetimes since this
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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playing fallout new vegas with the radio on: 🎶🤠 iiiiiiii got spurs that jingle jangle jingle 🤠 (jingle jangle 🤭) as I go riding merrily along 🐎 🤠 (jingle jangle 😝)🎶
playing fallout new vegas with only the game score on:
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Barn Owl (Tyto alba), fledgling chick hauling ass across a lawn, as it was learning to fly, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Netherlands
photograph by Hannie Heere
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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The ADHD urge to not
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“The Birthday Cake” by Harry Whittier Frees, 1914
(Source: Library of Congress)
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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That is not what i googled
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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offtopicstevie · 2 days ago
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offtopicstevie · 3 days ago
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“dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”
girl, what home
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offtopicstevie · 4 days ago
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