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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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[Nothing Hard Work Can’t Solve!] Daiwa Scarlet SR support stories

original by @punkitt-is-here (all comes back to horses)

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as much as I enjoy recreationally hating on Agamemnon I gotta say. If the gods made me sacrifice my daughter over a war I’m not coming back empty handed. I’m taking everything that isn’t nailed down. I’m taking a hammer and ripping out the nails to get what was nailed down. My child died for this I refuse to allow that to be in vain in any possible way, we going full scorched earth boys.

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Hera: With war about to break out, we need to start thinking about strategy. In that case, I’ll defer to you- Are there any heroes you have an eye on?

Athena: Oh, I’m delighted you asked!

Athena: (slams two full four inch binders on the table)

Athena: So, this here is Diomedes, King of Argos. Now I know he’s seems a bit young, but he has more experience than most of the others put together! Here, have a look over his resume.

Hera: My goodness, taking Thebes, and at such a young age? That is noteworthy. A good choice, I think. Is there anyone else?

Athena: Yes! This is Odysseus. He is the King of Ithaca and he lies constantly.

Hera:

Athena: It’s hilarious.

Hera: Well, maybe he’s more impressive in person. I’ll just go down and take a peek-

Hera: Athena, I don’t wish to alarm you, but your mortal has yoked a donkey to an ox, and is sowing salt into the beach. Stark naked.

Athena: Oh, don’t worry about that. He’s only pretending to be mad. He doesn’t want to go to war, and is trying to get out of it.

Hera:

Athena: Obviously I’m not going to let him get away with it, but isn’t that clever of him?!

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trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!

reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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which of my household appliances am i most closely related to

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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

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its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

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once dreamt that i was bodied by a big wheel with wings and i think that's the closest i'll ever get to touching god

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it’s just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men who had never known much loss, and only he and one other came back alive - and a couple decades later, he wrote a book in which 3 nicely upper class young men (and one very excellent gardener) who have never known much loss go to war together, or at least they start out together, and they all come home alive. (Though one cannot bear it, and does not stay.)

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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks