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Neurodivergent Coded

You're the one weirdo character who's a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can't flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can't sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/

This sounds about right.

I’m tagging anyone that wants to join!

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1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

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Rain frog, Rain frog, please don't cry

Crybaby! Rainfrog! Child! Reader x hazbin hotel

Warning:

Summary: you get sent to hell at a young age as a rain frog Who may or may not be a crybaby, but that won't stop you from exploring your new surroundings

A/n: I just saw a video on TikTok about rain frogs and now I’m obsessed. Your a round ball that grows larger when you inflate.

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𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ So you ended hell, how you might ask, well you know what you did (Amanda)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ When you first arrived in hell you almost got killed and let's just say your reaction to being held at gunpoint was unexpected. You had puffed up like a balloon and just started rolling away from the person who was trying to kill you while making a loud speak/screaming noise.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You rolled so far and slowly started to float up into the sky, you ended up bumping into somone's head, the person looked up at you concerned but you were too overwhelmed to notice them as you started to cry. (You were always such a cry baby)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ The person caught you as you deflated, you almost instantly clinged to them.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You looked at the person still sniffling, you were met with a female who had blonde hair and a concerned look on her face. (You found Charlie congratulations! That was sarcasm btw)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Charlie ended up carrying you to the hotel with her. You just clang to her while processing what was happening.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Charlie introduced you to the crew while you hid behind her, Charlie explained how she wanted you to stay and you were still too overwhelmed to say no.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ When you first started to live in the hotel you realized quite quickly that your, well... Your really small. Like smaller then Nifty small but your still a bit taller then the egg bois.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Speaking of the egg bois you absolutely adore them, not only because their the only ones who are smaller then you but also because you liked hanging around them. You also like to hang out with Sir Pentious.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You like to help Nifty Clean from time to time but was suspended from helping her for a week after you dropped the large broom on your head causing you to puff up again and let out a loud squeak/scream. (Do you know how long it took to get you off the ceiling)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You liked to hang around Charlie as she treated you very nicely and was always able to calm you down when you got overwhelmed. Charlie absolutely adores you but she doesn't adore when you dig yourself into the ground. (You've caused so much property damage)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Charlie was forced to put a sand box in every corner of the hotel to make sure you wouldn't bury in the floor. You end up leaving trails of sand behind you whenever you get out of your sand boxes causing nifty to have to clean you and the trail of sand up everytime.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Vaggie is not so good when it comes to taking care of you, she tries (and fails), last time she tried to calm you down she yelled at you by accident and made the situation worse.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You hang out with Husk and Angel at time when your bored. Husk sometimes makes you mocktails loaded with sugar and candy when your having a bad day.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Angel likes to use your like a plushie to cuddle with when you guys watch movies together. Your the perfect person to cuddle with in Angel's opinion because your just the right amount of chubby and squishy. (You chubby ball)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You never really hang out with Alastor because he makes you uneasy and that leads you to being overwhelmed and that leads you to inflating and floating off into the never ending void until you eventually deflate.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ Speaking of which you were forced to go with Alastor when he took the egg bois from Sir Pentious because Charlie said you needed fresh air. You sneak into the overlord meeting with an egg boi. Rosie flashes her sharp teeth at you and the egg boi causing you to inflate as you floated out of an open window that was open for some reason (Plot convenience). No one seemed to notice you or the ear breaking squeak you let out.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You deflated and landed on the roof, you scoot your little bottom to the edge of the roof where you saw a balcony. You saw a tall lady with white hair (everyone's tall compared to you) talking to a man dressed in all black who you thought had a cool voice.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You ended up getting a little too close to the edge of the roof causing you to fall off and hit your head on the balcony. You started to cry because of how much your head hurt, you inflated and almost floated away but the tall grabbed you before you could. The tall woman put her hand over your mouth to stop the squeaking noise you were making.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You slowly deflated as the tall women questioned what you are, she was about to throw you out but the man stopped her and took you in his arms instead.

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You ended up spending a little bit of time with them (You were done for two hours.) but your sure it's ok, I mean you weren't in any danger. (Charlie is panicking)

𖤐𖨆٭*⫸ You loved the hotel and everyone who lived inside, they were your family now and you adored them. Everything was perfect. (Until you got kidnapped, part two coming soon)

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Stop, I love this so much man!!! I absolutely adore jellyfishes!

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JELLYFISH! READER X HAZBIN HOTEL

Prompt: A sea creature wants to bring light in hell. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆｡˚

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚ you died while being an oceanographer. You studied the ocean for its plant and creatures. You drowned specifically while trying to push a jellyfish away from you. And honestly, you went to hell becoming a flowing beautiful jellyfish.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Charlie welcomed you with opened arms, she liked how beautiful you are. The way you flow in the air, you were eye catching and majestic

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚jellyfish! reader is a Mitski, grimes, and tv girl fan of music. I think it fits their vibe at how peaceful but dangerous they are with their stingers.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚imagine how your human form would look. Jellyfish hair cut with the colors of the blue from your og form with some pink and purple. Or like blue and light blue. You would be an actual main attraction to the hotel.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you probably did get mistaken to get sent to hell instead of Heaven. You were beautiful like a heaven angel, but you were in the depths of hell. Surprisingly the hotel was a safe haven for you.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚a beautiful creature like you gain the attention of many to the hotel. You could say that you are the main attraction. And Charlie doesn’t use you like that, but she does make you a resident to get into heaven.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚vaggie finds you calming. You have this type of aura around you that just makes people relax. So your hotel room is specially designed to your liking. Which is a dark blue wall with a glowing blue that has ocean waves. It’s basically jellyfish’s en ocean designed. It’s just so magical.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you love floating around as keekee would follow you around. Then you would have the egg boiz following you plus fat nuggets. You just collected your own little band of little people.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚husk doesn’t know much about you in the hotel other than you are practically the princess/prince of the water in hotel. You make sure the water is okay as it’s your duty.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you once had made water appear. You had guess you have water power based on you drowning. And using that power, you soaked husk who started to go crazy almost scratch angel dust in irritation. 

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Lucifer admires your colorful being. Like he may seem as if he doesn’t care about you. But he sorta does as he secretly makes you a jellyfish toy that lights up in the dark.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚alastor, he might as well try to see what you are. He still senses a human soul in which makes him want to get your soul. A human souls is rare than a disgusting sinner’s soul. But you sting him every time he tries to even get close.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you once accidentally stung Alastor with your stingers. He oddly didn’t lash out at you, but rather just walked away. He was trying to hold on the stinging pain you gave him.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚sir Pentious found you alluring even. Frank and the rest of the egg boiz agree. Frank once called you mom/dad since you were singing him a lullaby.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚imagine how crazy you can be. Like one day you are the calming person every one loves and knows in the hotel. And next thing people know is that you are stinging people just because they breathed the wrong way around you.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚luckily you are a passive aggressive person sometimes. Or else you would be frying people like bacon. EXTRA CRISY‼️

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚angel dust dead ass thinks you should have a cute blue ocean crown or necklace. Maybe even a cute blue with purple star car. Bro he’s thinking of so much ways to make you girly pop.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you could’ve had shocked angels, and I mean literally cause if it was the battle between hell and heaven. You would win lmao. Cause what if you shocked then hoes into an angel kebab

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚headcannon on how your stingers is as powerful like the jellyfishes in SpongeBob. You area full electric chair.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚vox had a whole board about who tf were you. Legit was giving crazy science man vibes cause how tf is a jellyfish in hell?! You don’t even look demon! You dead ass don’t fit the hell palette. As he is making theories, Valentino and Velvette just stare at each other like “wtf is this?”

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚now say you did went to heaven. Everything would probably be different, but you are something no one had seen before. A jelly fish angel? Yeah that seems unique.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Heaven would admire your original look. Your calming energy makes most of heaven better. Like say for example the angels complement each other with the light of your energy and how your energy flows. You basically have a pheromone, but it’s for positivity to be spread. #bethereasonsomeonesmiles LMAO

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Adam probably makes fun of how you are such a small sea thing creature. But then he switches up when you turn into your human form and start to sting his ass every time he tries to offend you. Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚sera would possibly have you as a cherub cause of your small jellyfish form. It only makes sense for you to be one as you are so adorable.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Emily adores you. She knows you don’t mean any harm towards her with your stingers. She’s the type of person who makes you a flower crown cause she loves it be creative around people she likes. Honestly 10/10 friendship honestly.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚lute probably doesn’t care about you much. Other than your stingers are damn annoying. She just wants to rip them out, but you are is kind and sweet. So you have her vote to stay in heaven with her.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚headcannon on you just humming a soft lullaby as you swim in the air, your blue soft glow in the dark makes anyone go to sleep. The blue is pretty alluring.

A/N: I tried a different writing style with the “bullet points” I hope you guys like this lol and sorry if it seems lazy.✨ inspired by: @selvyyr <3

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Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

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Cursed cat Alastor is my new obsession

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Friends on the other side

Tw: none

A/n: this is me explaining what the characters felt from my 'the shadows are my friends' fic.

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One of them even really noticed you, sure they felt like they walked by someone when there was no one there but that was just about it.

When the I.M.Ps Plus Lonna where opening the portal Lonna swore she felt someone's eyes on them, she was about to investigate when she saw hair poking out in the corner of her eye but Blitzo pushed her into the portal before she could.

The first time Striker felt like he walked by someone he thought he was going mental

Eventually Stolas and Striker became custom to feeling a presence bedsides them when they walked down a certain part of their castle/street.

Striker was pissed when he felt someone touch his hat even more so when he saw no one there.

Asmodeus was waiting for Fizz to be done with his show, one of Asmodeus' heads kept looking at a certain direction almost as they could see something he couldn't, "Ozzie!" Fizz called, Asmodeus was walking over to Fizz when he felt a small touch on his shoulder, he looked but there was no one there.

Stolas got use that Pat on shoulder when he walked down that certain part of his castle, heck he even adored it, he saw as a little good luck for the day.

Striker eventually just got use to his hat being tipped over eyes when he went down that part of the street, he never loved it but he had grown accustomed to it.

That was until there was no more pat on the shoulder for Stolas and no more hat tipping for Striker, they both had wondered why these things stopped happening especially since it was something that happened almost everyday.

Stolas got sad that he no longer got shoulder pats and Striker just didn't care.

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So I may or not not have only a week away binged helluva boss season 1 and now I understand why people think Strikers hot.

I can’t even 🫣🫣🤭

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The shadows are my friends!!

Tw: Mention of suicide, cringe???, logic is none in, death,

A/n: this is my first fic, this is inspired by "get off my screen" by @matrixbearer2024 go check them out their really cool. I really did want to add more to this fic but I couldn't think of anything else so if you have question or have headcannons about this that you want to share you can send them to me.

Synopsis: just a normal teenage dirtbag who can also parts of hell without being dead.

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It started small with seeing little shadow out of the corner of your eye, Thinking you saw a critter go under your chair but you thought this was all just normal stuff that people always see.

That was until you started to see the sky be a red color only for you to rub your eyes or look away and it to go back to normal. Strange tall figure walking by you and you turning back to see no one there.

One day when you were walking back home you saw what looked to be weird red demons and a wolf girl in an alleyway, you spied on them as they walked through a portal talking about having just finished a job.

You lean against the wall after they were gone, you should have been scared, you should have been panicking but a smile creeped its way up your face. Any other person would have been confused and terrified but to a suicidal teenage dirtbag like you this was the most exciting thing to happen in your dull life.

You started to stare up at the red sky longer wondering how long it would take for it to change back to normal, you drew the figures you would see trying to get as many details as you could get right.

You started to change, you started to say 'good morning' and 'I love you' in a more happy tone, you became for active in school.

You even made little horns made of cardboard and fabric in the style you saw the red demons had, you saw a figure who had spikes on their tail once and you decided to make a tail to go with the horns that looked like the figures, you know it was cringey but it made you happy.

You started to recognize the streets you'd frequently see specific figures at, you'd always see this tall owl thing walk down the street you walk down to get home, the demon you walk by who had spikes on his tail would walk down the park you go to to relax

One time you close enough to touch the spiked tail demon's hat, you got so excited, you started to try and touch every figure you walked by.

There was this one figure that stood still no walking by you, or scooting just out of sight, they were just standing there. The figure was tall, much taller then you, they color palette consisted of mostly blue, they had what looked to be fire as it's head, in fact it had three heads one in the middle and two on either side of it.

You were afraid to look away thinking it would disappear as soon as you did, you tried to reach out to touch one of the heads but you stopped when you heard a voice "Ozzie!!". You turned around to see who said that but you found nobody, the figure started to move and you were able to touch their arm just slightly.

You never really saw that figure again, but that was okay you had plenty of others you could see. You patted the tall owl things shoulder whenever you would walk by him on your way to school, you tipped the spiked tail demon's hat over his eyes for fun when you could.

You kept a journal were you wrote down which figures you passed by on what street and also drawings of the figures with little information panels besides the drawing, you named the owl thing towel (cause tall and owl, get it, I'm not funny I know) the spiked tail demon was named cowboy, the figure that had three fire heads was named Ozzie (Asmodeus???, no that would be absurd, right?)

Everything was going great and you started to improve, you got better at speaking to people, had gotten a better relationship with your mom, heck you even texted your brother the one person you said you would never want to see again.

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Today you were walking to school like always, you got your backpack, ate your breakfast and got your lunch box. You said by to your mom and was about to leave but you got this gut feeling, something telling you to do something. You walk up to your mom who was on the phone and hugged her, "I love you mom" you said in a genuine voice.

Your mother looked surprised at your hug but decided to hug back, "I love you too baby" your mom said back with smile on her face. This was the first time you two had said you love each other without malice or irritation in your voices.

You walk outed of your house and to your school, on the way you patted towel's shoulder like usual and hummed a song. You were near the part were you had to cross the road.

You saw a little kid run into the street to chase after a duck toy they had, you noticed quicker then anyone that car was heading straight towards the kid. You reacted fast as you ran towards the child to get them out of the way.

You grabbed the kid's arm and pulled them close to you as you kneeled down to shield them. Thankfully the car the avoided you and the child by mere inches, you scoffed when you saw that the driver was on their phone through their car window.

The child looked upset "my-" "toy?" you cut the child off, "right here" you said as you showed them their duck toy that you managed to save in time. "You should really be more careful kid, your life cost more then some toy." you lectured the kid about safety, you felt like a hypocrite saying all this considering only a few months away you were ready to die at any time.

Your lecture stopped when you felt a cold metal press against your head, "you just can't seem to die can you?" a familiar voice said. You turned your head around slowly, "bro-" you were cut off as everything went black.

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AYO, I just opened the app and this is the first thing I see!

Lamb tail 🦌🍎

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MORE DUCKIES!! MOREEE

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To keep the world balance, it is only fair for one Alex to go up and the other to go down. ⬆️⬇️

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Raph: Guys, y/n kissed me. Mikey: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Raph: Unbelievable, I know. Leo: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Donnie, get the teapot. Raph, does this end well or do we need tissues? Raph: Oh, it ended damn well ;) Donnie running back with the tea: Do not start without me! Leo: Okay, let’s hear about the kiss. Mikey: Yeah! Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Raph: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then… then we just sort of sunk into it. Leo: Oh. So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your shell? Raph: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up, and then they were in my bandana. Mikey and Donnie: Ohhh. meanwhile Y/n, at April's apartment: And then I kissed him. April: Tongue? Y/n: Yeah. April: Cool.

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Small detail i find VERY funny; as soon as Vox isn't into whats happening, Valentino and Velvette are