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INDEPENDENT GIRLS AND NASTY EVIL GAYS IS SO GOOD

OMFG I KNOW RIGHT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

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two tags in one day. am i famous. also hi thank you <3

"Alive" by Austin Giorgio

because she's my lifeline <3

tags <3 @elysiaskz @gothcowgrrl @yemiyuui @damixo

Tag Game! Go onto Pinterest, find a picture of your faceclaim/something that represents you + a picture of your s/o, and a song that reminds you of you two!

☆ SQUEEZE ME - N.E.R.D

They made the song for Spongebob but the song is fire and so is the movie

@xstrawberryshiftsx , @versailleslamb @deepinthegroves , @shoshiftingdr , @stargiez , @damixo , @problematicraccoon , @junoshifts , @easyboyrecliner , @tteokshifts

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THANKS FOR THE TAG BELOVED 🤸🤸

1: Independent Girls & Nasty Evil Gays- Jeangu Macrooy

2: THE.TRUTH.AND.ONLY.TRUTH. - Changeline

3: Rio - J Balvin

4: Greenlight - Tate McRae

5: Dog's Dinner - Sofia Isella

6: Hot Gum - Sofia Isella

7: VOICES.IN.MY.PHONE. - Changeline

8: Sex Concept - Sofia Isella

9: Dirty Work - Aespa

10: Gnarly - Katseye

no pressure tags <3 @junoshifts @emmanation @elysiaskz @gothcowgrrl

hii i saw @kidspawn do this and i luv talking about music so here are the first 10 songs that come up when i shuffle my main playlist (except i used my spotify on repeat)

your teeth in my neck - kali uchis

champagne coast - blood orange

love me not - ravyn lenae

i don't know you - mannequin pussy

to Perth, before the border closes - julia jacklin

tumblr girls - g eazy LMAO

i could be the one - avicii

track 10 - charli xcx

bags (electric lady studios) - clairo

just a stranger - kali uchis

this is so fun i love music... and songs... etc etc... also no pressure tags and also if anyone else wants to do this then please do!!!! @sunflowersandscreams @ronanlynchusurper @2000sflipphone @mirmirzzzz

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there's a special place in my heart for shifters who have the same s/o in every dr. you really took that "i'll find you and love you in every lifetime" very very literally

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absolutely, we love a multi-faceted monarch

i absolutely adore shiftblr because my feed is the perfect mix of the most elegantly worded think pieces on the origins of the universe and "I NEED TO FUCK HIM RAW" back to back. delightful

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need to make a shirt that says "I <3 misandry"

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wait i promise ill make a lore post soon. anyways here's texts between me and bucky in my mcu reality

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listening to sailor song by gigi perez and yearning my little gay ass off rn. i love and miss that woman beyond what human language can convey

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hii! what shifting method do u use <3

hiii, thanks for the ask. i dont use any methods, i just decide i shifted :) its easy once you take the pressure off of it

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HIIII thanks for the tag <3

our first official date was ice skating. ive been skating for most of my (dr) life so i'm pretty good, while she falls on her face at least ten times lmao 😭

and as for a double date with prev- maybe a trampoline park or karaoke? something fun and kinda kiddish

no pressure tags <3 @junoshifts @elysiaskz @gothcowgrrl @briiverse

Tag game idea!! Search up "aesthetic" on pinterest and post the first pin with pics of you (can be a face claim or just a photo to represent you) and your s/o and reblog with what kinda date it'd be!! Bonus: respond to prev with a double date idea!

We had a beachside picnic date <3 (and he probably made us go fishing 😭)

No pressure tags + anyone who wants to join!! : @tteokshifts @problematicraccoon @laylasverse @starry-com @cupiid-777 @a1sft @morgxnshifts @cupidsturnz @kumiwon @bamzies

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many on here need to be learning this lesson

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THIS IS SUCH A FUN IDEA OMG

Okay y'all should I do a "shiftblr creates a d&d map" and have y'all vote for biomes and stuff for the map and then I can make a form for your character aka dr self

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so im looking on zillow for a place for me and my dad to move to and i found the CUTEST place out in the middle of a wooded area, in the location we want, and near our price range. currently manifesting it stays on the market long enough for us to get to it

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😔

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Not the same anon who posted the monogamy/cheating ask but I'm kinda curious, would you ever do a threesome?

hiii, im not comfy answering intimate stuff like that on the internet. but thanks for the ask anyway <3

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wait you're onto something

DR where I'm a spectator watching over my entire life from childhood till now so I can figure out where everything went to hell TBH.