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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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how to get close to people for beginners
getting close to people strategies
first time getting close to people walkthrough
techniques for getting close to people
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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Hypothetical scenario: you are boarding an airplane. One of the other passengers starts yelling about having a premonition or special knowledge that the plane is going to crash and everyone will die. They're not threatening to do anything themselves– they just believe something terrible will happen.
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Moodboard for when you have to do the job you were hired to do in the location you applied to getting paid the wage you had to agree to


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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
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maybe this is Problematic but if a piece of media is centred on women and girls and youre sitting there foaming at the mouth begging for them to start adding male characters, or god forbid a male LEAD. well then i think you should become amish. or watch supernatural or something
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