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Anthony something working with Sam, Antonio Blake one of Oliver Banks’s aliases
could mean nothing
#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#oliver banks#sam khalid#tmagp 42
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Heinrich and Alice in tmagp 41 are genuinely so funny:
"... And I'm really scared right now"
"Danke :)"
"I appreciate you not skinning me alive"
"Bitte ;)"
"Uhh... okay then?"
"Wunderbar, I will bring the chair :D "
He sounds so jovial, I love these two.
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Alice is, like everyone else, in a psychological horror, but Henrich is is trying to drag her kicking and screaming into some sort of dark buddy-comedy
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notes on an edit i made in 2013
notes on a gifset i posted in 2025
we used to be a country
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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.
- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem
- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death
- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted
- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys
- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair
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Broke: welcome to night vale to the Magnus archives pipeline
Woke: don’t hug me I’m scared to The Magnus Archives pipeline
Bespoke: A series of unfortunate events to The Magnus Archives pipeline
#is this anything#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#wtnv#welcome to night vale#asoue#lemony snicket#don’t hug me i’m scared
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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912
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Georgie Barker my BELOVED
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Sardines brooch by Hattie Carnegie (1880-1956)
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TW: rape, sexual assault, child abuse
Archived version here, in case you hit the pay wall:
https://archive.is/HJtxW
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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