shootos-blog

[shootos-blog]

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the first thing i do when i get home is open my dusty cutie patootie of a 2013 macBook pro (its not even mine, i stole it from my dad’s closet) this happens almost everyday. he’s older than a lot of people i know 💀 this stupid laptop is my everything. it is sO SLOW ITS FUNNY AHAHAH but as long as it works i dont mind it being crusty 😼💪🔥

this idiot is the reason im happy. now ik that sounds really sad but like,,, dawg has been sitting there like "😇" on my desk every. single. day. bro lets me scroll on pinterest for 298374 hours without dying or complaining. he is my soulmate 😞

i open it up and he lets me watch gilmore girls for 5 hours or something iDk 🧍‍♀️👍 then go on pinterest and then do my homework and then lets me watch hermitcraft and use tumblr and then more stuff aND THEN MORE AND MORE AND MOER. he makes me happier than you ever did </3

best part i$,,, he will literally never die. like i use him for 2783639 hours a day and he’s at like 36% after all that trauma

if my phone is on do not disturb mode, i can GUARANTEE that im within a 3 feet radius of this bozo. i love him so much 🤡 he is the on,y thing i ever loved

[shootos-blog]

that 3 am motivation is something else ahahhaha

aahhaa im literally a person who went "starting a blog would be weirdly fun :- )" one night and then fell asleep because i literally cannot stay up late, even if my life depended on it. I went *sNooork mimimimii sNORK mieiemei* 2 seconds after that thought... I guess i should tell you who i am first before i tell you more embarrassing stuff about me.

mY REAL name is "???" but my nickname is "shooto" (pronounced: shoo-two). I have almost 20 different nicknames,,,, but the thing is..., im not even popular or anything. People just listen to my name once and go "tHaT'S tOo hARd To rEmEmBEr uGHhHHGgGGh". (like,,, okay bro). One of my nicknames is literally "roach"... FLIPTY FLOPATY "ROACH"??. Life's hard when people are stupid :- ( <----- (someone should quote that ahahahahu2e97) also i dont know if you can tell by now but for me grammar and proper english is something that i find WAY TOO TIME CONSUMING (well, on a laptop) *thumbs down emoji*

anywayssss, im the type of person who screams (because they're happy) when it rains. BUT HEAR ME OUT, rain + autumn + gilmore girls + iCED COFFE AAAAAA + PINTEREST MY BABYYYYY = best combo in the history of combos. i wont go out of my way to fist fight or 1v1 you if you disagree BUT i will automatically go "they're either a boy (because real men would've agreed) or someone who doesnt find happiness in the small things >:- (" in my mind. (not out loud because i dont want tO hurt your feelings).

But im also VERY weird ahha. like for starters, i got those tiny plastic babies (a yellow one and a blue one) and i PAINTED THEM AHHAHA. i made the blue one into PAPA SMURF BAHAHAHA,,, AND THE YELLOW ONE IS A MINION NDIHBICSDFH#@&%$ people were very weirded out but i dont really care as long as it makes me go "aAHAHAHHA" i'll show pics of them if i get 4 comments💪🔥

anyways uhhhhh i'll talk more in another post because like,, yEah