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how tf do you use microsoft word and why on earth would you use it over google docs

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my dream job would be when we've accomplished intergalactic space travel and send humans out to test the quality of living on habitable planets outside of our solar system and they send solitary explorers and have them live out their whole life just doing whatever by themselves and my job would just be to document how i'm feeling and what i ate that day or what i did and i would be the only person and no one would perceive me and there's no such thing as social norms yet and there's no expectation or plan so i can just waste away doing jackshit without guilt and write and practice cartwheels and goon and climb trees and then die in the same spot i always lived in. but actually i'm like here instead and like bees have microplastics in them now or whatever the fuck

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google needs to stop telling me to be empathetic to myself and needs to start telling me how to diy a lobotomy

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mercury in retrograde is the universe PMSing

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researching how to kindly tell a friend that thing shes ranting to me about genuinely sucks ball

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Racism is still bad when it’s towards Americans, hope this helps!

you bitches are annoying as fuck

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the abel and cain complex is so real because why am i getting the urge to decapitate her cuz she told me to do my laundry

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the most annoying thing about having to admit ur christian to an atheist is when they immediately start explaining to you after why they’re atheist like 😭😭 im sorry i really dont careeeee 😭

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i find it funny when everyone is like “[their country] RAHHHHHH” during olympics like yes!! be proud! brazil rahhhhh philippines rahhhhhh indonesia rahhhhhhh etc etc. but then when an american does it, its so corny

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COMING BACK FROM WORK ON A HOT DAY AND THEN CHANGING OUT OF GROSS UNIFORM AND BURYING YOURSELF INTO YOUR NICE COOL BED LIKE ITS SAND AND UR A CRAB AND YOUR HEAD HITS THE PILLOW AND ITS SO NICE AND COOL AND YOUR MUSCLES HURT BUT ITS OK BECAUSE UR IN BED NOW >>>>>

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i find it funny when everyone is like “[their country] RAHHHHHH” during olympics like yes!! be proud! brazil rahhhhh philippines rahhhhhh indonesia rahhhhhhh etc etc. but then when an american does it, its so corny

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i better not be in a situationship with a gay man i think it would be my final straw

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when ur walking down a straight path and you see a group of high school boys up ahead SPREAD OUT HORIZONTALLY ALONG THE PATH AND START SMIRLING AND GACKLING TO EACH OTHER

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if they ever close my local library down im killing myself

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i saw my dad unloading the dishwasher without complaint today and i nearly deadass cried

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JAI HO

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I GUESS YOUD RATHER HAVE A STAR THAN THE MOON I GUESS I ALWAYS OVERESTIMATE YOUUUUU HOODOO ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU DO