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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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Water temple?

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

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Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

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Jmart pigeons

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Forgot to post these here too,,, throws the countless amount of pigeons I’ve drawn in the past 2 days at you

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Another pigeonchives sticker for myself !! ft. the Distortigeons

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prematurely greying

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tardis console rooms ranked by how good i think they'd be to have sex in

list NON exhaustive. im sure im gonna miss a console room variation. let's go.

worst to best:

The Coral Console room: i feel like im gonna ruffle some feathers w this one but honestly. it sucks. nowhere good to fuck in this console room. you've got the horrible little seats. the floor is like a grill?? awful. plus im gonna level with you, this one looks Grimy. i feel like a lot of the surfaces have space oil on them. yucky. no disrespect to it as a console room but i would not have sex in here.

The Classique: absolutely spartan. lighting white and overbearing. nowhere to fuck in here except on the console which is one of those scenarios i think sounds fun in theory but in practice would be a terrible idea, OR the floor which looks very hard. perhaps marginally more practical than the coral bcos it at least looks clean but probably the least sexy.

The roundel console room: hmm on the one hand, this one has mood lighting and the jukebox. however i think being naked in here would feel awfully exposed and also it's just all floors and ramps and railings. hate to say it bcos i love this one.

The wooden console room: this one definitely has a more pleasant atmosphere than the classique. it also has actual furniture in it which is a plus & my reason for rating it higher than any of the above. however: all hard surfaces.

The crystal console room: i don't think this one has anywhere good to fuck, however, gotta rank it relatively high on pure atmosphere.

The glass floor console room: this one has a LOT going on aesthetically. the glass floor looks extremely uncomfortable but like from a visual point of view it has potential. there's also some legitimately comfy looking furniture in there. however i think the reality is there's nowhere comfortable to fuck in here.

The silver console room: very atmospheric. is there furniture in here?? i don't remember what the furniture situation is but it's full of bookcases which appeals to me. i feel like it must have somewhere to sit & read or it wouldn't have all those books.

The sixties: ok bear with me on this high entry. the key difference between the classique and the sixties is that the sixties console room has that delightful combo of spaceship aesthetic & victorian furniture which they just kind of forgot about as the show went along. the lact of consistency in what furniture items appear in the console room creates the impression that it just kinda spawns whatever furniture is needed. this includes on occasion!! a recliner chair/couch that the Doctor naps on. i can't find a good picture of it but like yeah you could have sex on that thing. also the atmosphere is a lot less sterile than the classique.

The Victorian Parlour console room: i mean this goes without saying. there's like actually comfortable furniture and rugs on the floor and things. AND a really great atmosphere!! look at that lighting. 10/10. legitimately good love nest.

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UPDATE: TYSM for the HUGE amount of love on this and since a few requested I do have prints of these! You can find them here: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/unravy/  ❤

“Obviously, I’m going to tell you if I see any good cows.”

vs

“I open the door!”

these two are a two pieces sequence drawings, but made a year apart lmao

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Home Skillet made one heck of a knife there

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Colorful Girls💙🤍💜💛🧡💗

✦print✦

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Candy Raver

Completed ych for zipmins!

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nature doc narrator just described a snake's failed hunt as 'leaving empty handed' and that just makes me laugh like dawg of all the metaphors. why that one.

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?