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Finally sitting down and learning how to draw this guy
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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very specific situation that happens to me and my partners a lot
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my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play
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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic
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#rl stine#hes right though#i did things backwards tho#got ahold of my mom's king and crichton books at like 7#decided i didnt get it and needed a training bra#but we could never afford books that werent educational and even then#i never read rl stine until inwas about 16?#good shit though
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Gonna put him in his place (between my thighs)
#ghost bustin#ingrid @ ziskey#seeing stars#penny @ oscar#poetic justice#the harold hoard#thats it thats the tag
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Blorbo projecting stage 1: your traumas
Blorbo projecting stage 100+: they can’t close ziplock bags for the life of them
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adventures of male carpenter bee
#idk why but this has BIG piotr energy to me#he gets aggro by mistake ans its like switch flippee#'oh oops ur not a threat we can be frends :)'#piotrcore#none braincells left beef
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my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks
#just another day at the spengler household#or wherever they are#willie is the one smacking pierre with the wiffle ball bat#alkali metals isotope
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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.
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ONE OF US ONE OF US
I wasn't going to but then I had to.
Enjoy Russell Ziskey chilling in the Scottish Sunshine.
@hippiegoth97 @haroldramistwinkie @spenglercore @wifetomanyfictionalmen
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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.
"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.
"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.
don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.
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dryhumping and making out NOW
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
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