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Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

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Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

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I will receive 3 pieces of great news THIS WEEK. I claim it, manifest it & believe it

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Chickens.

Okay, but what is your mom’s hyperfixation? I feel like those are weirder and more ghoulish than the typical dad hyperfixation.  Anyway, my mom’s are: The Lindbergh Kidnapping, Patty Heart and what I can best summarize as “Lawsuits between members of the Johnson & Johnson Family from the 1870s to Tila Tequila”

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So I’m finally getting around to doing the Icon change thing with iPhones and I decided to do a Hinata/Kenma theme from Haikyuu. Some apps I can’t find new icons for so these are some of the ones I made. Feel free to use them

Note: they don’t look so good up close but once they become icons, they look fine

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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

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I work at a gas station. My boss knows I can’t afford to buy the stuff we sell half the time. She knows I struggle with energy to go home and cook. Because of that, she gives me expired foods that she has written off. She tells me that if I’m really hungry, I can go into the aisles and grab something to eat, as long as I put the packaging on her shelf for her to write off. I feel bad doing the second one though so most of the time, I’ll just steal a fresh biscuit in the morning that we don’t even count. But my boss is persistent that I make sure I’m eating well enough and will even hand me a bag of cheezits or something and tell me she paid for them when she didn’t

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

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Eating gummy worms and watching criminal minds while sitting on the side of the road in my car. Got a flat tire and waiting for my mom to come back with my tire. She was sweet enough to go get me a new tire since I don’t get paid till tomorrow

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I hope the description is right since I’m partially colourblind and literally just see a blue box but if it is right! I’m not Jewish and don’t know anything about it but I want safety for the Jewish people

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the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.

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not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community. 

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💼❤️👌😎😂

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your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

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tis the season

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oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..

other parents: how did you do that?

Me:do what?

Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..

Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross

Other parents:we don’t get it.

Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.

Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?

Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?

Other parents: thats not true

Me: have you tried it?

other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984

Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?

other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..

Me: i fail to see your reasoning…

Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…

other Parents: he talks??

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As an assistant manager of a gas station, please listen to this advice

Do NOT FUCKING FALL ASLEEP WHILE PUMPING GAS

I now have to go out in 10 degree weather and clean up a gas spill because the dude fell asleep and it overflowed out of his car