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When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.

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My favourite part of Penguins of Madagascar was definitely Dave putting actors and actresses names in normal sentences.
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Teenage girls saying “I can’t even” is basically the same as old ladies saying “Well I never”.
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all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather
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