#// ......this is ur son..sid...

[r-0-x-4-s]

sunrise on the reaping was like this to me (spoilers obviously)

sid: hello brother im gonna die at the end of the book, you dont have to pretend to be attached to me or gimme any character development or interesting character (im here just cus the og trilogy mentioned that i existed… sure as hell sc didnt want me around tho)

lenore dove: im basically lucy gray copy! tho im kinda dumb and eat gummies i find in front of my house left by who-knows-who, yeah yeah im a forced parallel so snow can say to haymitch: you’re just like me fr fr

snow, *chocking tripping and falling over*: im coughing because ive just poisoned that dude that was misbehaving… with poisoned ostriches!!! i need milk cus i just poisoned myself poisoning!!!! i kill my enemies with poison and i eat it too so ive an alibi!

haymitch: *drinks milk in front of him*

snow: i sure hope plutarchs (someone that i really hate cus hes always been rich and im jealous of) home has no surveillance whatsoever that could incriminate me with what im saying! or that this guy, that is abt to get interview in front of capitol citys elite, says that i poison my capitol ennemies!!

snow: i (58m) ve been over my situationship for 40 years but when i met him i relapsed so, aita for trauma dumping on a boy (16m) i just met cus i saw myself in him (he has a gf of the same family of my ex)? hes gonna die in the next week so no really worried of letting him onto gov secrets

snow, when hay wins the games: i guess i will tell him more gov secrets

haymitch: 18+40=58!!! snow was lucy gray bf!!!

plutarch: hey boy i just met, wanna join the revolution? also im totally trustworthy, ive just emotionally tortured families in front of you but chill bro, also i trust that youre not gonna report me to anyone or tell anyone our convos, i have no reason to do so and you’re also 16

beete: revolution, revolution, my son is gonna die, revolution revolution, who knew that revolting had consequences

snow: im gonna kill ur family and gf if you misbehave

haymitch: *misbehaves*

snow: *kills his family and gf*

haymitch:

district 12 be like

haymitch: im kinda bland and boring af in this book, if i didnt have this name i could be a totally different character

maysilee: im the best character in this book

lou lou: im the most interesting plot of this book

wyatt: im the most autistic character in the series (apart from katniss tbf)

effie: and im the most shoehorned character in this book!!! actually i love district 12 and haymitch!!! no… dont go reread the original trilogy…i tell you… ive always been so kind and respectful towards the district haha… yes yes… your memory is wrong… haha…

[bryansrustache]

dear canes fans,

pls take care of guentzel he is so special. i’m sure u all know how talented he is but here are some other little tidbits. ya know, for the lore.

- he does a cute lil spinny thing in the corner during warmups

- he had a local milkshake shop name a shake after him and it became a pgh icon and meme (the shake would be 50% off the day after a jake goal, which was OFTEN)

- he is sidney crosby’s son. idc ur opinion on sid just know he is a descendant of a legend and u will respect the goofy little guy

sincerely,

pittsburgh / jake fans in mourning

(also pls feel free to add more / canes fans tell us about bunting!!!!!)

[saintofanything]

hey did i ever poke u abt that sidgeno loredump bc when/if ur free 👀 👀 👀 i would love to hear your retelling (<- asking bc im watching the pens game rn :) theyre not losing ur honor :) i forgot what this felt like (silly) o damn fuck they got a goal rescinded i shouldnt have said anything (silly))

sooooo let me start this off by saying i am not the sidgeno expert, not even close, BUT i've got the highlight reel and the essentials of the lore.

love is real and it was invented in pittsburgh: 8771

sidney "sid" crosby, center, #87: the number one draft pick of his year and arguably the best 200ft player of all time. child of god. youngest captain in NHL history (a feat he now shared with other 18yo captains). if i talk about him too much i'll cry.

evgeni "geno" malkin, center, #71: the other head of the two headed monster, one of the best players of all time, criminally underrated and one of the funniest, most charismatic players to grace us with his presence. drafted 2nd in 2004 to the pens. a physical and emotionally-driven player. also he's 6'5".

"At first, it was an arranged marriage. Thanks to the way the ping-pong balls bounced in the NHL draft lottery process, Crosby and Malkin were thrust together into the Penguins lineup about 10 years ago whether they liked it or not. As it turns out, they liked it.” [x]

[below the readmore, do be the lore]

FIRST THINGS FIRST: BREAKING HISTORY

the NHL, in its history, has had several "lockouts" where the players union and the league itself cannot come to terms and thus the season is delayed or paused.

in the 2004-2005 season, for the first and only time, an entire season was cancelled. they did not even award the stanley cup, which was the first time that had happened since 1919.

AND OUR PROTAGONISTS WERE SUPPOSED TO START PLAYING TOGETHER IN THIS VERY SEASON. THE FUTURE OF HOCKEY WAS LITERALLY AT STAKE, OUR LOVERS ARE SEPARATED BY THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, A LANGUAGE BARRIER, AND GREEDY FUCKHEADS.

sid crosby had been drafted #1 as the coming savior of the penguins franchise, and geno malkin had been selected from russia to join the cause and was supposed to make his NHL debut, but the lockout kept him stuck in russia.

the lockout end is in sight but geno is under pressure from his hometown team to sign. geno doesn't want to, but he gets strong-armed into it, and immediately regrets it. he wants to be in the NHL.

so escapades ensue that would be more at home in a cold war film. geno and his agent, on an away game in helsinki, flee. they hide out, get to a US embassy to apply for a via, and like thieves in the night, abscond to los angeles. he then made his way to pittsburgh.

geno met sid on his first night there and they fell in love at first sight.

"I just always liked him from the start. Always have. Always will." - Sid

"Pittsburgh is lucky to have Sid. We are all lucky for Sid." - Geno

THE TWO-HEADED MONSTER

for their careers, these two fuckers have been attached at the hip both by breaking milestones and by breaking their bodies. they were affectionately named "the two headed monster" for their ruthless domination on the ice, with their relentless ferocity at puck control as well as their borderline telepathic plays. they would, rightly, not always be on the same line (they work best as special teams together) because of how good they both are as centers. they're puck-hungry and shoot-happy and smart as hell when it comes to hockey IQ, sid is the master of 'little moves that add up in a big way' while thinking ten steps ahead, and geno is the 'opportunistic stalker' waiting to pounce and if he can't pounce he bodies them until he scores anyways. they are THE duo of their era!!

their legacies are deeply intertwined, a fact both of them are very happy about. both of them see the other as family, with geno seeing sid as like an uncle to his son nikita, and sid deeply invested in keeping geno as a pen for life.

tale #1: the stanley cup photo

they won the stanley cup 3 times!! 2009, and then back-tobacks in 2016/2017. their spiritual predecessors, mario lemiuex and jaromir jagr, had taken a photo of them holding the cup, and it became part of penguins legacy, two of the most important players in the franchise.

geno was adamant they get a matching picture, but in the chaos of the first cup, it was missed. the second time - a long awaited win in 2016, after recovering from sid's horrific concussion and geno's knee injuries - they forgot again. geno, on the day of game 6 against nashville, ordered a staff member to take a picture of himself and sid "no matter what" and they did :)

tale #2: "me three years superleague" [8771]

hockey has a tradition - last on, last off. this ritual is both superstitious and a sign of respect. shenanigans about this are rampant, including rock-paper-scissors and trying to trick opponents in order to be the one to leave last. sid crosby, superstitious king, is notorious for his inability to be chill about his routines.

anyways, sid went last. until geno came along. sid offered rock-paper-scissors, but geno hit him with "me three years superleague" meaning he had been in the KHL (russian pro hockey) for 3 years to sid's single year in the NHL. sid, because it's geno, accepted - and from that day forward, they do a special fistbump. sid goes, and geno follows. the last on. always. [except for weird times like the first game of the season and then we LOSE superstitions are REAL!]

tale #3 "putting down a mutiny"

okay so during sid's concussion, he was out of play for a while. like, over a year. and during that time, in 2011 specifically, the question naturally came up of whether or not someone else should temporarily replace him as captain (as the practice is typically for an 'A' [alternate] captain to take the place until he returns) but this means they'd be OFFICIAL captains.

except this question was no longer just being posed by the media....but by players on the penguins. so the story goes, a meeting was held within the locker room involving two camps of players: 4 in favor of replacing sid (brooks orpik, jordan staal, craig adams, matt cooke) and the 4 vehemently against it (pascal dupuis, marc-andre fleury, arron asham, and of course geno)

during the heated conversation, geno ended it with "Sid is the fucking captain." and then walked the fuck out like a boss. end of story, geno's loyalty is the stuff of legend. he even fought one of the mutineers (adams) during practice over it. alas, the rumors and speculation persisted, and the team had had enough.

so in 2012, most of the penguins players used tape to put the letter 'C' on their practice jerseys for their captain. geno taped a 'K' because it's kapitan in russian. sid's the fucking captain.

tale #4: bonded pair do not separate

this covers a few instances, but basically, geno being underrated and sid being the GOAT means sometimes people who are not sid and geno need to be reminded of how the world works.

for example, when the pens GM at the time said that only sid was untouchable during trade season, sid - who does not normally involve himself in player negotiations - laid down the law that geno was also untouchable: "It's me and Geno."

during geno's rookie years, he told his friend/teammate/interpreator sergei gonchar that he wanted to play "only for Pittsburgh, always with Sid." and has kept true to that promise through tense negotiations.

and sometimes that means being paid a little more. the "crosby cap" in the unofficial-official rule that nobody is allowed to be paid more than sid, and nobody is allowed to wear a jersey number higher than his. his contract is $8.7mil, but to keep geno, it was going to have to be higher. sid responded "does that mean we get to keep him?" because he does not give a fuck about money. he proved that again by signing an extension this year for 8.7mil again despite the fact he's the face of the franchise, captain, and s tier player because he cares more about the team and franchise than he does money. geno too, he's consistently taken "team friendly" deals instead of leaving to be paid as a superstar.

"He's a Pittsburgh Penguin forever, like me." -Geno, talking about Sid's extension.

during 2022 management was not sly about taking shots at geno, lowballing him during negotiations and basically telling him to take it or leave it. fuck you ron hextall u flyers plant u nearly killed this franchise and we're going to be paying for ur fuckery for years to come i wish lil nikita had high-sticked u it would have been KARMA. it took the combined efforts of sid, kris letang, and coach mike sullivan to assuage geno. and when hextall, under collusion from the new management, wanted to break up the Big Three (aka keep sid but break up letang and geno) during an interview sid gave a not-so-thinly veiled threat: "I think they know how I feel." and after a very, very dramatic rest of the season hextall and burke and pryer were fired :) geno has admitted he nearly left the pens because of them but now has reaffirmed he'll never leave and half-joked that he'll play as long as sid does or until his body gives out on him. jesus christ geno could u be any less subtle.

kris letang, geno malkin, and sid crosby are the longest tenured teammates (going on their 20th season) in north american sports history. penguins mate for life.

"The penguins are us [Kris, Geno, & himself]" -Sid

more incoherent rambling:

they just love each other so much man. geno has shrines to sid in all of his houses and jokes that his son's favorite player is sid, he thinks sid is the best player and the best person, he is fiercely loyal and both of them have a habit of brushing aside their own records and milestones for the other. sid is a very private person but clearly loves geno and gets this dopey, sweet smile and light in his eyes when reporters ask about how many of their milestones are linked together as much as their legacies. sid can, has, and will threaten anyone who even thinks about trying to take geno away from him. sid thinks it's funny he knocked geno on his ass during practice one time and how geno tries to give him another concussion by shooting pucks at him during power play practice. their hugs across the years are pure joy and it's a miracle they didn't fucking hurt each other in some of those flying leap tackles. that time they hosted a bunch of kids and geno was joking they werent chanting his name except then when they were on the ice he was hyping them up for sid's chant, and when asked who his best friend on the team is sid immediately pointed to geno and coach sullivan was yelling about how it was a set up. and when geno first came to the US and couldnt speak english, they could still speak hockey together. about how geno is almost half a foot taller than sid and spent years being known as "the bully" and still he always differentially leaned down when sid is talking on the ice. how they find each other in cellies and look for each other first when theyre on the bench and celebrating. geno chanting "MVP" loudly when sid was doing media and sid laughing about it. geno has penguins hats made with sid's name on them (and his own and tanger too!) and he wears them all the time. geno fucking with sid all the time because he's hilarious and sid not only tolerating it but laughing with him.

quotes that make me want to gnaw my own arm off:

"Win. For Sid." -Geno

"I gotta take my teammate, Geno. Yep, have to." -Sid, when asked who he'd pick #1 on his fantasy team

"My favorite is Sid." -Geno

"I'm thinking selfishly, but I can't wait to play with him." -Geno

"I'm so thankful that I've had the opportunity to play with him all these years and share so many things with him." -Sid

"We grew up together." -Sid

it's not sunset, but late afternoon

these fucks are old in hockey years. most players last 5 years in the NHL. they're at 20, and have a few more years left in them. and their relationship is one of the most special in the league, and in hockey history - few players stay on a team for life, few are so impactful to the game. they're both going straight to the Hall of Fame, they have personal hardware and 3 cups between them and plenty of records in both the league and franchise, and they've done it together. we only get them for a little while longer, so let's enjoy it ♥

[f1nalboys]

i need to know your thoughts on ghostface randy?

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oh anon… u have unlocked the floodgates. i’m drunk and high rn AND on my phone so pls bare w me while i prob spell stuff wrong

i think abt ghostface randy probably every single day for at least an hour <333333 i Love him. i think there’s def a personality shift w him as opposed to regular randy, like i think he’d be a little bit more withdrawn and just a little more morbid (which i know is hard given that he’s already a morbid freaky son of a bitch LMFAO)

he is VIOLENT like ….. this guy is one of the most gruesome ghostfaces and i stand by that!!!! ghostface randy has a lot of pent up anger at the world. like yeah he has a good home life and he has friends but he is ANGRY and he knows he won’t get Every Single Thing he wants in life and that people view him in a certain light despite his best to change their minds, and that pisses him off. i also think he could do it solo but he’d be the Best with a partner (ghostface reader anyone?????)

randy loves showing off, we see this time and time again at the stupid jokes he makes constantly. he has never shyed away from having all eyes on him, so having a partner who won’t be scared by what he’s doing is not only the biggest turn on, it’s going to make him the most violent mf u have ever seen!!!!! i don’t wanna say there’s a sexual thing abt killing for him but like… there totally is 😭 the act of killing is so hot to him, the power dynamics and the act of having someone life in his own hands, it is enough to get his adrenaline pumping enough to where he either has to fuck or jerk off right after it’s done (and yes sometimes still covered in blood sorry!!!!!)

he would have a list of people he wants to kill initially but i think he’d space them out so he can’t be connected to it (classic horror slasher shit, u know?) so there will be random people that accidentally piss him off or just cross paths with him at the wrong times that get it too.

he’s def a better liar in this au bc canon randy is a good liar but only to one person (like how sid doesn’t think he likes her but everyone else knows he does bc he won’t shut the fuck up abt it) so u cant trust ANYTHING he says!!! even in a committed relationship, he’d lie abt small things with no stakes just to see if he can get away with it (he can)

he’s more flirty and confident in his sexual life than regular randy too but it’s romantic stuff that throws him and he is nervous abt!!!!! i need him.

oh also this randy has a weird natural charisma where it’s really hard to hate him but when he does something just fucking weird u will never forgive him or trust him again, u know? but also good luck keeping ur friends if u fall out w him, he’s turning them against u … an all or nothing kinda guy

[geareduptom]

The list might be a bit long so please click continue/keep reading if your interested!!!

The Main Gang of each au will be answered in their universe! So they will say some things that might not make sense!

--------------------------------------------- Alex Shot Cupid: Food + Music

Felix: I sort of like Alex's Apple Pancakes and I love Nastassia's Stranger in the crowd! (Song) Even if she made it about Alex. Eheh. Alex: Yen Sid would feed me Lavander Crackers when I was a kid. Idk whatever Della Duck listens to is good. Just keep Pete's playlist off the loudspeakers please. Julius: Alex shared Mrs, Fig's curry with me and I really liked that. Music? I'm used to the angels choir, but I've heard Alex hum a song called Strut by someone named Fanny Cottentail and I prefer that. (Song) Laura: Berries and Daisy Duck's Left Behind. She made it to mourn the lose of Donald after the Incident. Poor Girl. Her and Della performed it at the town banquet just last summer. (Song) ------------------------------------------------ Field King: Food+Music

Bendy: I like soft Bread. I don't really listen to music, sorry. Boris: Meat! Stew! Chicken! Anything Mugman cooks is delicious! Cuphead: ... Being a vampire I think that's quiet clear. However I have had the pleasure to hear the Oracle's sing and one called song called Snow White and Rose Red comes to mind when I think of music. (Song) Mugman: I prefer Wild Blood, it tastes a lot cleaner than human's, As for music I really miss B-Ma's lullabies. I think Boris does too. Felix: I love a good Blood mixture with some Spicy Noodles. As for Music. I'd say my favorite would be Oswald's kids singing those childish rhyms. Like Lady Bird Lady Bird. Oswald: .... I prefer Sunny Side eggs. They were Ortensia's favorite. ---------------------------------------------------------- Missing Alice: Food + Music

Julius: I miss most food. Alex and I haven't had anything real in a long time. Alex: *Nods and wiggles his doll nub hands* /you can't understand what he's saying./ Oswald: I may have Medical-Pop's everyday but I actually hate them. I prefer Pizza. Not to sweet and it nulls the bitter medicine flavor. As long as the music has a good beat, I could care less about the name or genre. Mickey: I know it's not the best thing to eat but Cereal is a nice treat at any time of the day. I prefer Honey Nut toasted oat's though. I love listening to some recent made musicales. They're so talented! Felix: It's rare to get any good food in the 3rd ring of the city so I don't have many options, but Corn Bread is a nice treat. I love rock music, it's usually always playing on Sheba's Bike and Rosco knows how to play the drums, so It reminds me of them when I hear it. ------------------------

Pretty Pill's: Food+ Music

Julius: I like cake, but the asylum doesn't serve it often. I'm also sick of classical music. It plays in the stairwell all the time and it drives me nuts. Can't they play something with a bit more rythm. Alex: I like to eat burgers. Any topings are good. I just don't like tomatoe's on them. Choose ur fighter is a good song, it resonates with me. (Song) Oswald: I love to throw tea parties for my friends so I guess I have a big sweet tooth ^^ Mickey: I like to mix my own potions and make my own food. Dream Butter is good with almost anything.

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4 Dumbassess living together: Food+ Music

Bendy: ..... I don't have favorite things. Cuphead: Oh Hush you like Carry on my Wayward Son! Mugman: I hate everything, no exceptions outside of coffee. Boris: They all tend to eat my cooking with little complaint, but I actually like to eat Caesar salad's. I also enjoy Academia playlists. Oswald: ... I'd prefer not to answer that. Felix: Until I get back what was taken from me, nothing will be right in the world.

[eljeebee]

📩 Simblr question of the day: You can answer one or both parts of this question! 1️⃣ Part one: If you make Story posts, what do you do for scenes? Do you build them yourself, do you download lots from the gallery or do you download them from someone online? 2️⃣ Part two: If you make Gameplay/Legacy posts, what do you do for a house? Do you build it yourself, download a home from the gallery or do you download them from someone online? Additionally, do you build onto that home or demolish it and rebuild the house when needed? (E.G When another child enters the picture or someone moves in) ❎ If you do none of those for either half, what do you do? Do you use someone else's save file? (WIndbrook by Folking, Willow Creek + Magnolia Promenade by Theneighborhoodsave, Silent Pines by Silentpinessave... etc)

( freely share this SQOTD around, anon or not, and use the hashtag " SQOTD " ~ 💛 )

Hello Squatty! Thanks for ur hard work!

1️⃣ For scenes, I rely on my own building (and interior) skills. Sometimes, I also rely on the environment outside of a lot. (The wicked whims positioning helps a lot; I also need to try out that TOOL mod).

A scene where I used the WW positioning system to position the Vatore siblings, and Louie and Sidera near the subway which is off-lot.

There is an instance where I had to download a lot off the gallery for a scene:

Planet Honey Pop reno I got from the gallery.

Sometimes, downloading a lot off the gallery isn't just for a scene, but for a whole chapter! (e.g. the Del Sol Vanderburgs' vacation in Sulani where they rented three little huts)

Sometimes, it's best to rely on yourself when trying to build rooms for set dressing when it comes to stories. If you can't build, a shell build is your friend!

This picture is technically not from a story post, but like a character card, but anyway, the backdrop in this picture is actually just a corner of a random lot, but it's a neat set dressing no?

A room with pure black backdrop is also a staple for me for scenes:

The scene where Helen communicates with her niece through the latter's dream.

The "black room" also symbolizes being inside of the mind, just like in this scene where Amelia is speaking to her father through telepathy. The black room has two uses: photoshoot, and mind palace.

2️⃣Though technically The Davis Legacy, and its side stories, is not a legacy gameplay anymore (and had become a story), houses are still important in my posts!

The Davis residence in San Sequoia was built by yours truly, with the help of blueprints! It is my favorite of all, because every room has character, and its walls had grown covered, filled with pictures of the family.

Louie's room was his since his birth.

Mason's first room, when he was a baby and a tot, was across Louie's and it only has one window. The family (or me) moved Sophia's office to the nursery, and the old office was refurbished as Mason's room when he aged up into a child.

Sid's room was the house's parlor room, where the fish tank, and an old piano, was originally kept. They renovated it for her!

I won't demolish this house, ever, because in-lore, Sophia and Jason wanted this house to be their sons' safe haven even if they're old. (IRL, the house is my baby) Since this is also technically generational, it's natural that the children would want to move out and grow their own family, but it's also natural that some of them would want to move back, so there's no demolishing...unless a rebellious heir sold it...😈

The Del Sol Vanderburgs' mansion was a shell I downloaded from the gallery, which I decorated.

This one is another shell I got from the gallery, which I also decorated.

Sanguine, a live-in nightclub (all thanks to a mod), which House Straud runs, is built by me.

The Hibiscus Hut where Perlas lives was also built by me!

The Davises had built their home with the lottery money, aligning it with San Sequoia's architectural designs, and expanded it more when their family grows. It's not as luxurious as the Del Sol Vanderburgs, but it's homey and cozy.

The Vanderburgs screams old money, a house bought by a rich rich family that lowkey serves as a vacation home turned permanent (or is it? 😈)

The Beau-Asvangs has a luxury penthouse because they're vampires, and they're extra, so of course Lady Lana would want to buy a home that is an equivalent to their castle in the olden times. It screams money, money, money.

The Strauds runs a nightclub, which also serves as an occult safe haven (and also a place where occults can exchange information). It has dimmed lights, in the club proper, a lot of seats, funky lights, very atmospheric. Ordinary people would miss the hushed whispers of hidden occults exchanging information...also, they have their own residential tower!

Perlas' hut is humble and simple. She is a mermaid, living in Sulani. She cares little for money and mansions and penthouses, because the real riches for her is her home, the ocean.

From over the top penthouses of the vampires, to old money mansion of the Vanderburgs, to a home built by luck and hard work of the Davises, to a mermaid's humble home by the ocean - to me, all of it reflects your sims' character.

[lorespill]

Musings for Slow Horses S6 based on what I've heard of filming news and based on my knowledge of book 6 & 7:

MAJOR MAJOR EXTREME SPOILERS BELOW!!! WARNING DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT NO PLOT POINTS SPOILED FOR YOU

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FINAL WARNING!!! NON-BOOK READERS DNI

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I am not joking. Seriously. Do not spoil yourself just because you wish to read what I am thinking. You can read this when S6 comes out. Be patient, and instead you can read my retrospective on the women of Slow Horses.

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Soooooo since S6 is adapting parts of Joe Country & Slough House, the official synopsis seems to primarily follow the plot of Slough House, given that Diana Taverner has wiped out Slough House from MI5 records, essentially casting them to the wind.

We book readers know that Sid is supposed to come back in Book 7, and there was that filming leak that Olivia Cooke was seen filming with Gary Oldman in London, so they're likely keeping Sid's return in season 6. HOWEVER, Hugo Weaving recently said that he's coming back to London to film in January, so Frank Harkness is also returning. BUT, in terms of books, Frank only made his second appearance in Book 6 (Joe Country).

So here's what I'm thinking...

They're gonna have most of the big picture plot points between Lamb trying to find and confront Diana about what she's done to Slough House, while ex-Slow Horses get picked off by assassins. The difference, however, instead of having the two random but very well-trained assassins (Jane Doe ur so iconic), we'll see Frank return to be the one killing the Slow Horses (will we see him burn Struan alive?).

Essentially, instead of River reuniting with Frank in Wales, accurate to book 6, he'll intercept him trying to drown Sid in that abandoned boathouse and thwart him (instead of stopping Jane from killing Sid). Either way, I hope River does get the chance to be dunked in the water like a cookie in milk and then he can proceed to bite off Frank's ear.

(I also really hope that Frank's last appearance isn't going to be in S6 and they bring him back in S7 or 8 bc he's got too much story potential to only appear in two seasons)

As for the original storyline of Joe Country, where Louisa tries to help Min's son Lucas get out of trouble with Peter Judd's folk, I think they'll probably save that for a potential season 7 (and either keep Frank's appearance there, or most likely replace him with Jim and Jane). Which kinda makes sense, given that Louisa should take the spotlight instead of balancing it between more of River's family shenanigans and Louisa's reconciliation with her traumatic past.

Well, five other book readers here. What y'all think?

[baekhvuns]

THOSE TWT LINKS AREN'T OPENING 😭😭😭

You mean ghatak or whtv the name of the movie was but the first part was superior alr idek why they decided to make a second part. Bruh it was painful to watch i just hope this one is much much muchhh better.

Nahh ur right, i was at first shocked when I saw Vicky x Sara but ..ig she fit the role. I hope her acting has improved. And as of Varun, he is a good actor but sometimes ykkkk...things just don't work. His recent movie bedhiya...i never watched it. I want to but I'm afraid I'll get disappointed 😭

Yess, during soty, i immediately became a sid girl BCZ HE WAS TALL, HE WAS BETTER, HE WAS THAT GUY!! and yet PPL fell for Varun *smh* but I'm glad everyone is realising what they hv to.

What is tht movie poster? Never heard of it but I'm pretty sure it'll be better thn adipurash BCZ WHAT EVEN IS THT MOVIE??? they literally took 6 months off to 'improve' and 'correct' their mistakes WHAT DID THEY DOO?? They made it worse 😭😭. And plus if they don't know how to use VFX in an appropriate amount why do they even bother??? And saif Ali Khan as the Ravan 😭😭 look i hv no complaints abt the actor and actresses chosen BUT THEY RUINED RAMAYANA! growing up, I've watched many animated spiritual movies based on ramayan or any other lore like lord Krishna, Mahabharata but adipurash......uh-uh. first they said it was based on ramayana then they literally changed their words saying it has taken 'inspiration' frm ramayana.

What's disappointing it came from the same director who directed Tanhaji. Can u believe it? AND WHAT EVEN IS KRITI DOING HERE?? 😭😭😭 Did not expect this from her but ig every actor has a bad movie.

But ykw I'll still watch it..obv after it's been released just for laughing out loud don't judge me.

But i rewatched 10 things i hate abt you....and I've fallen in love again with heath ledger 😭😭 THE ACCENT, THE DEEP VOICE AUGHHH and tht damn promposal. It'd forever be on my wishlist bcz....Indian schools don't hv proms :') in short Indian schools don't hv fun things....they r uptight and all abt studying.

Yeah I've heard abt tht movie, but...we gotta wait YK, idek what to expect now!! BUT I'm not raising my standards again. Always expect the unexpected. "Rocky aur Rani ki Prem kahani" .... Kind of like "ajab Prem ki gazab kahani"

😭😭😭😭 i cn never escape tht movie. But what was ur first movie like what would u say was the first movie tht made a huge impact on u? Mine was...ajab Prem ki kahani :') i was obsessed. And three. My father bought like 2-3 dvds just so tht i could watch it on repeat. No wonder I became hopeless romantic in the future 😭 AND I used to say I'm going to marry Ranbir when I grow up LORDDDD my family members still tease me💀💀💀 imagine....a Punjabi family teasin u...it's hell.

And tht is why I like soft boys. Although my parents did tell me the first movie they took me to watch was "malamaal weekly" ..... Rlly? I was an infant!!! But I think my subconscious picked up on the genre...i like comedy ALOT!

NOOOO ill put them under the bar 😭😭

and this

yeah the one! the first part was superior 90’s but the second part…he should stay away from movies and also the politics <3 the acting is overacting so i guess it fits her 😭😭😭 hoping she gets a role like geet from jab we met and hopefully she acts well for it <3

eh that recent movie of his is okay, funny at some aspects but i watched it bc it was in the stree universe but it was decent, like i get the vision, very twilight…but eh it’s alright id watch it again! arijit’s song saved imo 🤚🏻

SID WAS AND IS SUPERIOR!!!! from soty, ek villain, that one movie w pari, kapoor and sons + shershaah i like the way he chooses his projects but that omg movie w ajay devgan was not it 😭😭😭 i hope he goes into some action movies,,, like romcom actions, a mathew mcoughey style,,, like a mr and mrs smith movie w katrina or deepika (honestly want srk to do that movie remake w aishwariya so bad like imagine it being called mr and mrs khan 😭😭😭😭😭 A NEED A DESPERATE NEED !!!!)

that movie poster is the hanuman movie??? it looks nice from the poster, NO BC WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MOVIE???? I FIRST THOUGHT ITS NOT THAT BAD BUT THEN I HEARD THE DIALOGUES ON REELS AND JUST ???? NO MF WAY THEY MADE HIM SAY TERE BAP KA???? EXCUSE ME??? THE DISRESPECT??? i got so pissed just from those lines like wtf u mean saif is ravaan??? honestly speaking saif can be the ravaan IF the vfx and his character was written nicely bc saif can deliver! “inspiration from ramanya” bro this a bhojpuri movie disguised as a bollywood one???

FROM TANHAJI???? damn,,, i didn’t like that movie 😭😭😭😭 so no wonder fbsndbskjclxhk

HEATH !!!! HEATH UR SO RIGHT HES SO 😭😭😭🤚🏻 I WISH TO SEE MORE OF HIS TALENT BUT ITS TOO LATE,,, THAT scene where he plays w the fire in the science room is forever engraved in my head,, don’t uni’s have formals?? then reels be lying to me then 🔫 damn my school didn’t have proms but they did have annual day,, considered it my prom <3

YEAH im not putting my expectations very high,,, their paring seems to lack the chemistry just from that song release for me,,, like no emotion in the eyes that says love me,, no srk eyes 😭😭 and ranveer for don?? 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ ngl he suits villain roles but srk??? how u gonna do don without the don????

the first movie that made an impact on me was jab we met, ive watched that movie over 50 times now, it started my hopeless romanticness,,, something about the simplicity of meeting on a train, two complete opposite people finding themselves entangled w each others life??? yEAAAAAAH

LMFAOOOO SO EVERYONE HAD THE RANBIR PHASE SEE HE IS CHARMING AS FUCK BUT HES A PLAYBOY AND IM NEVER RHWNDBAK him w anushka >> LMFAOO IF UR FUTURE SPOUSE ISNT A RANBIR LOOKALIKE WE DONT WANT IT

omg??? that movie i totally forgot about,, coincidentally my first movie was ranbir’s debut film 😭😭😭 slept thru the entirety <: but ur so right, comedy is >>>>> but also those movies like znmd with that poetry 😩😩

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[the-firebird69]

A Guide to Growing Coleus Plants: Care & Varieties | Garden Design

it is a poisonou plant and deadly if in quantity. as are the plants r our sons house. oleander and a few of his were. and the spiders. the whole calley deadly uranium dusta ll over and the bathhouse radioactive alwasy. he was there got better a bit. did not go back had trouble they were nuts. good the water contaminated and not clean no. was in it left stunk. washed good too. and the wter was clean soap. and then this wwo tha twas awful woho would pay for it. left they were upset. and then ur and oh my. but money. and said nothing. and then we hear it im ok have immunity felt better nd could but no. he sid this ok helped me and left it no but felt aweful. no. said this he knows. and yeh i know a few ppl. and they rae active at it did nto ask or want at hing too many and too much an ok then this saw it.ran said hes right. but worked. found out this these suck bad. had him yapping and hated them is old and a morlock. and felt it. hatred. but his can do it yes. now he sid it. oh ok off then and good. we sawh im smile this place is cursed. and yes as was northh port minerals spring and oh no satan yup. left too. and it is on the say we hear it mac proper. danit.

the hotel iswhere he said. and a special place for us. represents troulbe. and tons hate it there. tons. he was curious why. sees it well yes. you dont. and you shall it is the valley and what he found. ur yes. and tons of eadly things. scorpions and odd ones big. big faft black widow. snakes rattlers. and mike pike found one two inches accross a man killer black widow and squished it asnd said htey saw it and hit them...tons of them and ketp it up. still at it when they left said oh no. and we ewere ther eran it saw some. and oh boy large ones blewlo. and tons saw it robot came we left. and he was a hero yes. and tons say this out now. and deadlly like dinasoru area. why. dunno. it is odd. lots of ur mines and holes this one hot. and the area odd. it is wiered and a mystery but he knows. and wont ay no

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ahah dangerous and he knew. tons of you shall bow this place hell too

and said why

Hera

[adoredmarigold]

Saw someone the other day say Mrs. Loomis is the most sympathetic Ghostface and it made my brain short circuit for a moment

[xjelani-archive-blog]

hey........hey. it’s lucy

[boyinatown]

LOOKISM CHAPTER 433 ( SPOILERS)

warning: massive spoilers so dont scroll until ur that far .

i am spoiling u guys rn even tho im tired so thank me 🤞

actual footage of me tryna understand if jinyeong is daniels dad:

daniel when his mom started acting tf up.

daniel thinking of excuses:

daniel as we speak:

daniels family when he showed up all fine and shit

jake was definetly staring at this mf ´s ass .

OH MY GHODDDDD I AM GOIJG VETLA WHAT SID HAPPENING OMG STP WAIT JAKE/?? DADDYp HUHHH PINK TIP??? BIG BBALLS??? GRUNTING NOISES???

mood:

spot the difference:

´´ he´s so big and so dumb , and one day im gonna top him´ - twink from q force

bro definetly has that corona virus, plague , lung disorder and Schizophrenia , bc wtf is he even smiling at bro?? like can someone get my boy some hair. teeth, and new clothes lookin like he´s gonna audition for one direction gtfo 😭😭

not the locs/dreads... man.. why is ptj so obsessed with drawing poc hairstyles on pale bitches.

pov: ur daniel and u see ur cousin after a long time:

NO NO WALK AWAY DANIEL WALK AWAYYYYY

me knowing whats gonna happen:

WHY SHE HANGING LIKE TTHAT.... REMINDS ME OF THISSS

litereally grandma :

daniels fam when gma start actin up

SHE KNOWS JINYEON?? IS THAT HER EX OR SMTH? WHY WAS HE IN HER HOUSE BEFORE?? SHE KICKED EM OUT??? GMA A FREAKY GYAL??

pov : ur one of daniels family member

daniels mom ignoring her son being beat up:

daniel vs gma

extra meme that reminded me to much of them:

the cult where mira, zack and johan were bought in that episode:

[jackhues]

it’s so sid’s daughter coded to date a hockey player when she’s in college. her dad would be like, out of anyone you chose a hockey player?

lowkey i feel like she would date a family friends son, like go on vacation together and stuff like that.

she’d be the best older sister also!

ohh totally! like it's funny bcz she's just going to a hockey game and is muttering to her friends about how that was a penalty/the goalie's carrying the team/#26 skates funny and her friends just laugh bcz she's a little hockey nerd and they've grown used to that by now. and like one of the dudes on the team is in a few of her classes and they start dating, and when she makes a comment on the hockey team in front of him he just laughs and goes "rlly living up to ur last name rn aren't you?" and she's so confused until she realizes her last name is crosby and that she hasn't told him she's actually sid's daughter. they break up eventually, but like she still thinks about that and laughs.

when sid finds out he's not even mad or anything, he's just like "... why?" and she's like "why not?" so it's a little funny bit of back-and-forth between them, but it's all jokes and sid's so excited when they break up he (tries to) bake a cake. the relationship wasn't ever srs so she's totally fine with it.

she'd def date someone who grew up with sid being 'uncle sid' or smth close to that just bcz there's no awkward intros. she hates having to explain to ppl that "yes crosby as in sidney crosby." and "no i'm not kidding". so being with a childhood friend/someone who's known sid for a while (they might be a hockey player it depends) is just what she'd be comfy with.

she's like that cool older sibling that all ur friends are in awe of.

[sinscrivener]

tiras did u know that if you look up, close ur eyes, stick out ur tongue and simulate pouring a salt shaker do you feel the salt? try it

Asmodeus walks past a corridor then backpedaled at what he sees his son doing-

"HEY FIZZY, HE FELL FOR IT!!!!"

To Tiras' absolute HORROR, he figures out what he looked like he what he was doing!

Fizz laughs his ass off and falls to Ozzies sids

[lovemeleo]

I know ur requests say closed but I wanted to plop this here for a rainy day because I don't want to wait and forget... ✨Adventures of Reg babysitting baby Asher? Would he be suprizingly good with him? Would he call Celeste for help? Lol. I love your writing so much and I just 😲😍 everytime I see you write more Asher and coops content!💕

Thank you so much, anon! I’m so glad you love it. Uncle Reg babysitting?? Yes please! I hope you enjoy this, anon! It was so fun to write. The SW world belongs to the amazing @lumosinlove.

If you haven’t read the rest of the Asher Pascal series, here are the links:

Coops become Dads

Coops become Dads Pt. 2

Dumo meets Asher

Asher’s First Dumo Dinner

Asher’s First Dumo Dinner Pt. 2

Cuddles with Cap

The Instagram Aftermath

The Lupins meet Asher

Black Brothers Have a Moment™️

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Asher was crawling. Crawling. 

The doctor had said to start expecting it around nine months or later, but apparently Asher was determined to prove him incorrect and started at eight months. Remus and Sirius had just finished putting the baby gates and childproofing more of the house when Regulus arrived.

Tonight was their first date night out of the house in a very long time. James and Lily had come over to theirs to make it easier a couple nights, but now they were finally getting to go to a restaurant. 

Sirius swung open the door, looking frazzled as Asher followed after his dad, albeit a bit slower but he was moving. Regulus’s eyes widened, “He’s crawling.”

Asher looked up at the new voice, squealing happily as he saw his Uncle. Sirius swung him up off the floor once he got close enough, “Yeah, just started last night. He’d been trying for a while but now he just doesn’t stop. We’ve got baby gates and everything up.” He said, running a hand through his hair as he led Regulus into the house, showing him on the gates worked.

Singing was coming from the bathroom, some top 40s pop song. Regulus chuckled softly as Sirius pulled the door closed all the way, “James and Lily are picking us up, so the car will be here if you happen to need it. Sometimes Asher will fall asleep easier there.” He explained, picking up toys as he went.

Asher babbled happily, tapping at Sirius’s shoulder until he let him down once they got into the living room. He crawled across the floor until he got to where Regulus sat before plopping back on his butt, smiling up at him proudly as if to say look what I can do.

Regulus smiled softly, a smile that was mostly saved for his nephew. He had never been around kids much, except for when he was one himself, but he was learning. He glanced up at his brother, blinking in surprise when he found that Sirius was already looking back, “Uh.. so where are you guys going for dinner?”

“Just Sids as far as I’m aware. We really don’t wanna go too far, just in case. Still makes me nervous to leave him.” Sirius said with a shrug as he watched Asher play with some blocks on the floor. Regulus nodded because he’d be nervous too. Mon Dieu, he was nervous. He was about to be the only one watching this baby for at least 3-4 hours. Maybe he should’ve asked Leo to come over and help.

Just as Regulus was about to panic, Remus walked out, hair still wet from the shower. He smiled when he saw his soon-to-be brother in law, “Hey, Reg. Thanks again for watching him, we really appreciate it.” He said, leaning on the arm of Sirius’s chair.

Regulus shrugged, “Of course, you guys need to get out of this house for things other than practice.”

They chatted for a little bit when there were multiple honks from outside, repeating obnoxiously. Sirius rolled his eyes as he got up, “Lily must’ve let James drive.”

Remus picked Asher up, smothering him with kisses, “You be good for your uncle, bub.” He turned to look at Regulus. “He’s been going down to sleep around 8pm, so he’ll probably start getting whiny in an hour or two. He has formula already mixed in the fridge, but there’s also some cereal he likes on the counter. If you need anything, just call or text us.”

Leaning in to press a kiss to his baby’s chubby cheek, Sirius took Asher and passed him over to his brother, “Thanks again, Reg.” He said, giving him a hug before they were gone.

Asher sniffled softly, his lower lip pushed out as he stared at the door his parents had just walked through. Regulus rocked side to side a bit, trying to distract him, “No tears, Ash. We’re gonna be okay.��� He turned on the TV, finding one of the shows Sirius had said Asher liked to watch. 

Sitting down with him on the couch, Regulus let out a shaky breath as Asher’s eyes glued to the TV. They were going to be fine. He had helped take care of Asher before. He could change a diaper. He could feed him. Just the thought that he was the only person between his nephew and uncertain death. But it was fine. They’re fine.

Around an hour later, Asher seemed to get bored of the show and crawled into his uncle’s lap, tapping at his chest as he started babbling.

Regulus smiled, “What’s up? You hungry? Should we get a bottle, mon petit?” He asked as he got up, resting Asher on his hip. Together they headed to the kitchen, Regulus grabbing one of the pre-made bottles from the fridge. 

Asher reached for the bottle, eyes wide as soon as it was in his sight. Laughing as he got him settled in the crook of his arm, Regulus brought the bottle to Asher’s lips, “Un garçon tellement affamé.” 

Latching onto the bottle quickly, Asher started drinking the formula, his head resting happily on Regulus’s chest. It was still crazy to think that this was his brother’s son. He had a whole nephew that he would get to watch grow up, and do amazing things. 

The bottle was finished quickly, Asher smacking his lips around the empty bottle. Regulus set it aside before grabbing a towel, throwing it over his shoulder to burp Asher. 

He propped him up on his shoulder, gently patting his back as he paced the kitchen until he heard the quiet burp. Regulus wiped off his face with the towel before bringing him back to the living room, setting him on the floor to play with his toys.

It was going extremely well, and he said so to the group chat he was in with the cubs. Finn sent a thumbs up emoji, and Leo told him he knew he could do it. And he had. Regulus had confided in Leo when Sirius had first asked him, nervous that he would fuck it up. Leo was shaking his head before Regulus could even finish his worries. He told him that he would be fine, that Asher loved him and Sirius obviously trusted him enough to ask. He was lucky to have Leo as a friend.

As he set his phone aside, he realized he had a problem. A big problem. Regulus couldn’t have been on the phone for more than 30 seconds, but apparently in that time, Asher had managed to crawl out of sight.

His heart was pounding in his chest as Regulus jumped up from the couch, “Asher!” Looking under the couch, the table, searching the living room, the baby was nowhere in sight. 

“Oh no, no no no no!” He ran his fingers through his hair anxiously. He lost the kid. He lost his brother’s baby. Sirius was going to kill him. Remus. Oh Remus was going to have him murdered, and no one would ever find his body.

As he pondered over who would let him hide at their house, he heard it. A loud clatter coming from one of the other rooms.

He followed the noise, which led him to… the kitchen? Shit. He had forgotten to close the baby gate. When he walked in, he couldn’t help but laugh. 

Asher had found his way into the pots and pans. All of them. They were strewn across the kitchen with his nephew right in the middle, a large pot in front of him. He grinned happily up at his uncle, slamming tiny hands on the pot.

Regulus squatted down in front of him, chuckling, “You scared me, petit homme. Planning to be a drummer? Should I get you a little drum set?” He asked.

Letting out a loud squeal, Asher leaned onto the pot before a big yawn interrupted his smile.

“Getting tired? Should we get to sleep?” Regulus picked him up, carrying him to the nursery. “Let’s get you in a clean diaper and some pjs.”

Regulus changed his diaper quickly, not wanting him to be cold for too long before slipping him into a pair of soft dragon pajamas that he had bought for Asher. 

Turning on the mobile above the crib, Regulus gently laid Asher down while making sure his blanket and lion stuffie were in reach, “Good night, Ash. Love you.” He whispered, running his hand through black curls.

Just as he was about to close the door, Regulus heard a quiet whimper. He turned back and was met with the worst case of the puppy dog eyes staring back at him through the side of the crib. He walked back in, “What’s up, bub?”

As soon as he leaned over the crib, Asher was making grabby hands at him, his lower lip pushed out in a pout. 

Regulus let out a sigh, picking him up, “Alright just for a little bit.” He murmured as Asher cuddled into his chest. He carried him back to the living room, laying down on the couch. Letting Asher rest on his chest, he pulled a blanket to cover them both.

“Just for a couple minutes, d'accord?” Regulus murmured, wrapping an arm around Asher’s small body. A soft snuffle was the only answer he got, Asher clutching at Regulus’s shirt as he dozed. 

Not long after they laid down, Regulus was out too. Who knew taking care of a baby was so tiring?

Remus and Sirius got home an hour or so later, quickly shushing each other as they saw the adorable scene on their couch. Sirius couldn’t help but take a couple pictures as Remus wandered into the kitchen.

“Why is every single one of our pots on the floor?”