#// if u got a problem with this

[hinamie]

mentor

[boarloved-art]

ghost girl no longer wip...they did it...they made it out of wip-dom.....

[alicornze7]

uhm guys I think she’s losing it

[bigidiotenergytm]

is it just me, but does Poseidon resemble a dog at some points?

Evidence:

Bites (A LOT)

grows territorial of things he wants (7u7 Odysseus)

Growls?

Takes in challenges to prove own strength

Will destruct everything (; ° °)

will NOT share

Makes you wanna treat him and give head pats

( °u°)/🐕

HAVE THESE TEETH TAUGHT U NOTHING HE WILL BITE IF U GIVE HIM HEAD PATS

but no actually u got points and fax 🤔......... bro is a horse, shark, AND dog

[rivvyribbons]

[fictionadventurer]

Hot Tip: If you're trying to secretly commit bigamy, don't do it when your wife is hidden in the house you currently live in.

Hot Tip: If you stop an innocent girl from committing bigamy, don't leave her living alone in the house with the guy who tried to trick her into bigamy.

Hot Tip: When you're trying to convince a girl to live as your mistress, don't tell her about how you grew to hate all the other mistresses you lived with.

Hot Tip: If you leave your home and place of employment with nowhere else to go, DON'T SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON BUS FARE!

[mrhunnynuts]

logged in to post this cameo i got late last year . have fun dadviders i like them a lot .. bye

[pup-pee]

aUfhhhjkdsfm,vomit vomit vomitttttttt yesssss

[crystallizsch]

yuusha loungewear??? i suppose???

+ more frozen references have at ye—

also the ghosts actually made the outfit for her using ramshackle's curtains and yuusha doesn't really have the heart to get a "better" one (+ she thinks there's nothing particularly wrong with it in her opinion anyway so why bother)

[padmestrilogy]

^ rare clip of a youtuber talking about the acolyte worth unmuting

[strawberrysamara]

"Kaidan Alenko is boring" WRONG. Kaidan Alenko is one of THEE characters of all time. He's Canadian, he's Schrodinger's man of colour, he's DOWN to fuck and still didn't manage to figure out that he's bisexual until his thirties, he killed a man as a teenager and almost caused a diplomatic meltdown bc of it, his tits are bigger than yours, he's constantly getting migraines, he has autism but doesn't know it AND he glows. What more could you want

[whimsicalcotton]

tfw u gotta rescue ur situationship's situationship from freezing to death. call that polycule bonding <3

[hey-heigo]

naegami fanon vs thpff naegami. ft. kyoko

[ganondoodle]

not sure if i said this in a seperate post before BUT

in the off chance that age of imprisonment (it cant only be me who thinks this name is as stupid as 'secret stone' at LEAST, right??) DOES "fill in the gaps" of whatever totk (or its story for that matter) is missing i am of the currently unchangable opinion that

it wont be any good/make anythign better, just make this unsavable mess even messier, though i was doubtful that was even possible, but i guess they CAN just double triple down on the hole they dug under the bar on the ground

............. that is fukcing EMBARASSING, what you need ANOTHER 70+ money (spin off) game to make your shitty story comprehensible????? macrotransactions alla nintendo? cut your lackluster game into pieces to sell for full price (which 70 is ALREADY overcharging imo) ??? embarassing, shameful, despicable

[noirleo]

Oooo, can i plz hear all your jealousy HC for the bayverse boys? :3 hope ur week is going well!

oh my god yes

jealous turtles from most to least ◡̈

(all turtles + reader are adults ♡)

1. raph

c’mon, did you expect anyone else?

being a middle child with three brothers, raph grew up sharing everything he had—his food, his clothes, his personal space. so when he finds someone he has feelings for, he makes a point that he’s not going to share with anyone.

his brothers prefer to take more subtle, graceful methods of claiming their s/os when they feel threatened. raphael does not have a subtle bone in his body.

if someone tries to hit on you while he’s there, he will physically put himself in between the two of you, glaring down at his prey target until they take the hint (and probably flexing his crossed arms as he does so. he doesnt do all of that lifting for nothing).

vern tried to chat you up, once, when you first met. raph swiftly handled it, and you’re not exactly sure what was said, but vern now makes a point to keep a very conservative amount of space between you and him at all times.

a lot of his jealousy comes from insecurity—he definitely thinks you could do better, find someone you could actually walk around with, show off to your friends and go on vacations with.

so how does he cope? by proving his indispensability to you. when you date raph, you don’t lift a finger. need something from the top cabinet? he’s got it in his hands before you even have to ask. want to see a sold out concert? how convenient, he just managed to find some floor seats for you and your friends

don’t ask how he got them, it’s really best for everyone if you don’t actually know (both legally and ethically speaking).

asking someone else for help (god forbid you ask vern or one of his brothers, especially leo) will probably end up in some icy silent treatment and very short yes/no answers to questions that can only be cured by insistent apologies and lots of kisses

2. mikey

oh, our beloved little mikey

mikey spouts confidence, but much like raphael, he is deeply afraid that you’ll leave him for someone whose complexion is a little less green

while raph’s jealousy is defensive, mikey’s is pleading. he needs a lot of verbal reassurance that you’re his, nobody else’s

even when he’s not feeling jealous or insecure about the relationship, he just likes to hear you say it—and once you do, he’ll believe it wholeheartedly, all doubts and anxieties set aside (for the time being, at least)

when you’re around others (and even when you’re not) mikey is extremely physically affectionate, and probably will mention to anyone who will listen in a very unsubtle manner that the two of you are dating and really, really happy together, thank you very much

if you’re sitting, you’re sitting on his lap (or so close that you might as well be). if you’re standing, you can bet that he’s got an arm slung around your waist or your shoulder—just so everyone in the room is clear who you came with and who you’re leaving with

3. donnie

donnie’s jealousy is quiet. he’s much less outward about his feelings of jealousy than raph or mikey, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

when you mention a creepy guy from one of your classes getting a little too close for your comfort, he’ll nod and empathize; little do you know, he’s got the guy’s social security number, address, and name of his childhood pet pulled up on his laptop within seconds.

mysteriously, he doesn’t really show up for class anymore. rumours float around about some pretty shady things hes done being sent to the dean, president, and every RA on campus.

you confront donnie, and he just shrugs innocently. huh, weird, guess it’s a good thing you guys don’t hang out anymore then right? and then he’ll change the subject, but the triumphant gleam in his eye doesn’t go unnoticed

if someone starts to get flirtatious with you while donnie’s around though? all bets are off.

standing at 6’8 and made of pure lean muscle, donnie is fully aware of how intimidating he is, and it radiates off of him.

all it takes is one glare, leering from over your shoulder, and suddenly the person trying to flirt with you has some very important business to handle on the opposite side of the room for the rest of the night.

when you turn around to see donnie standing behind you, one hand on the small of your back, he’s back to his relaxed, smiley self

4. leo

leo is definitely the least jealous of his brothers. he’s confident, bordering on arrogant, and knows what he brings to the table.

i mean, c’mon. the barista who wrote their number on your coffee cup may be cute and share your taste in music, but how many times have they saved new york from an alien invasion? can they do anything to protect you in the event of a foot clan takeover?

didn’t think so.

communicating and trust are monumental to leonardo. right off the bat, he’s very straightforward about his intentions with you, and expects the same level of loyalty from his partner

leo’s trust isn’t easily earned so if he trusts you, then he does so completely and wholeheartedly. if you say that you and someone else are just friends, then he won’t think twice about it

that’s not to say he never gets jealous though. he’s just much more lowkey about it than the others

if you mention offhand being catcalled on your way to the lair one night, you’ll have a private escort for the foreseeable future

hes not big on pda, but you can bet that if he catches someone else’s scent on you, especially another guy, he’ll be extra cuddly when he sees you

he’ll for sure try to play it off though and subtly give you something that smells like him. oh, you seem cold, here’s one of his hoodies that he conveniently had on hand. go ahead and put it on. he’s just looking out for you, no ulterior motives here.

you see right through him, but you’re willing to look the other way for some extra snuggles.

[linda-bates]

also while im thinking about it again: i dont wanna hear abt gay eddie from any person who said that if he came out as bi on the show that they'd disregard it and continue to see him as gay. like imo that man is the straightest man, but im not gonna accept biphobia because "it just means MORE if hes gay" (please explain this in a way that isn't biphobic and imply that bisexuality is a lesser sexuality & isn't feeding into homophobic stereotypes. gay rep is extremely important, but you don't have to diminish bi rep at all) and "he's been with women and we've never had that kind of rep!" (about a show that literally opened up with michael grant coming out to his kids, who went on to date two men, one of which he married... and, as much as i hate the plot point, tommy is canonically abby's ex, meaning he did date women before coming out.).

like idk they don't get to bitch and moan about wanting gay eddie while insulting another part of the community (including the other half of their ship) because they can't help but bitch and moan bc if its not their gay4bi ship then whats the pointttt its not GOOD ENOUGH or whatever. like maybe they should sit down and ask themselves why a bi4bi ship is so terrible to them and why eddie *has* to be gay and only gay (and maybe why they think eddie's treatment of women is okay if he's gay, because like... gay men still have to be around women and treat them with respect. just bc a gay man isn't romantically/sexually involved with a woman doesn't mean he shouldn't still respect them).